Showing posts with label Ellen Lee DeGeneres. Show all posts
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Friday, May 14, 2021

Taylor Alison Swift

 









Taylor Alison Swift, December 13, 1989 (West Reading, Penn.) -

VP candidate for Unknown (2016, 2020)

Running mate with nominee (2016, 2020): Roland Jackson (b. ca1970)
Popular vote (2016, 2020): ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote (2016, 2020): 0/538

The campaign (2016):

Taylor Swift had been run as a candidate for national office in 2012 as a member of the Celebrity Party with Ellen DeGeneres serving as VP in a mock campaign managed by a Youtuber. But in 2016 the stakes would go up a notch in terms of electioneering energy.

In 2012 Swift was already a mega-star in the music world and was known as a philanthropist and contributor to progressive causes. I have to admit that I, in my muddy logging country old guy bubble was unaware of her (she's younger than my own daughter) until a few years ago when a local person purchased a hot pink pickup truck here in emulation of Swift. A truck like that is hard to ignore up here in Mayberry.

On Sept. 26, 2015 Roland Jackson, apparently from Washington, D.C., filed Taylor Swift for Vice-President via fax with the FEC with an "unknown" party designation. Accompanying material revealed Jackson himself was the Presidential candidate, but it seems he did not file as such on a separate FEC form. Jackson, aka Roland Jackson Ejenavi, appears to have come to the United States from Nigeria after having lived in Spain.

An aspiring filmmaker, Jackson has a movie credit for Earth and Space Peace, Moona History: Part 1 (2010) as director, actor, etc., which is about the same time we see the first documented evidence of his fascination with Taylor Swift.

Jackson's platform was fairly liberal and with an ambitious goal: "My two top priorities if I am been elected as a democratic elect president are 1 - I will eliminates poverty in the first 35 days of been sworn into office with 30 millions negociated vacancies of international humanitaria jobs, doctors, administrators, carpenters, young school leaver, etc, 2-A sponsor home for ever American of the 21century I have fund in their international security fund note."

The Presidential candidate's difficulty with the English language presented a considerable communication barrier in terms of comprehending some of his policy positions. An example--

Roland Jackson and Taylor Swift 2016 presidential will build a statue for terror defence worth 50 millions US dollars 2016 victory

How has your life changed because of what happened on September 11, 2001?

Our life and government policy have change for the millions of lives killed in terror wars today, we will not stop to arrest evils until the last terror is at court ``WE WILL FLY ETA AND Spanish Al QAEDA with every terror that is left in Europe. The Spanish Attorney General Consuelo Madrigal office have accepted to sign the arresting order presented by Roland Jackson in Madrid from Barcelona. WE ARE ON THE WAIT FOR DIPLOMACY CONCLUSION OF DOCUMENTS TO FLY ALL INTO USA COURT FOR TRIALS ``Good day US, clean your tears New York¡¡´´ VICTORIES MANKIND INTO GENERATION, USLAW ONE LAW ONE NATION, ONE PEOPLE. Roland Jackson 2016 will build a global statue for September 11


Even more esoteric and problematic was this introductory text to one of his Youtubes in 2015--

Roland Jackson for a Global Best Education for all Children of the World, we will always pay for a better class and lession for all our young ones.

Roland Jackson non rotations theories and thesis-
1- The displacement theories and its technology, mechines, etc.
                            ``NO EARTH ROTATION´´      
if we rotates from cold weather into hot weather every day continously then the permanent snow land of polar region of the world will not have a fix and permanent freezen and snow land. sahara will not have a permanent dry hot land of great temperature every day.

lf our complete rotation is 24 hours of day and night then divide the earth into 4 portion one quarter of the 4 portion is 6 hours journey or movement of one country moving from one zone into another zone from day into night.
 WE DONT ROTATE.

2- The failure of the 360 degree of 24 hour daily circulation lies reveals by the eclipse of the sun and the passing by each other in 3 minutes.
 THE MOON CROSS THE DIAMETER OF THE EARTH 180 DEGREE IN 12 HOURS OF THE NIGHT WHILE THE MOON CROSSES THE DIAMETER OF THE SUN THAT IS  MANY TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EARTH IN 3 MINUTES DURING THE ECLIPSE OF THE SUN AND THE MOON PASSING BY EACH OTHER.

WE DONT ROTATE AND THIS LIES WHICH HAVE BEEN DISCOVER IS A GREAT ADVANCE MOVE OF HUMANITY INTO THE FUTURE. NEW MACHINES, TECHNOLOGIES, ETC.

If Swift had a response to being the running-mate on this ticket I did not find it.

The campaign (2020):

Using social media, Jackson touted his campaign a second time and once again named Taylor Swift as his VP.

In 2017 Jackson's publicity machine claimed Swift had a role in his upcoming film, You ("Taylor Swift And Roland Jackson In The Most Fantastic Action, Release December 2017, Title ``YOU´´ Movie. Star the legend story and entertains Generations..") Stills from the alleged movie include scenes where Swift's head had been crudely superimposed on the body of another character.

In between the 2016 and 2020 elections Swift began to be more active in providing political endorsements for candidates. 2020 saw her public support for the Biden/Harris ticket.

She was also a high profile critic of Trump.

Guardian interview, Aug. 2019
We’re a democracy – at least, we’re supposed to be – where you’re allowed to disagree, dissent, debate. I really think that he thinks this is an autocracy.

Twitter, May 29, 2020
After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

Twitter, Aug. 15, 2020
Trump’s calculated dismantling of USPS proves one thing clearly: He is WELL AWARE that we do not want him as our president. He’s chosen to blatantly cheat and put millions of Americans’ lives at risk in an effort to hold on to power.

Twitter, Aug. 15, 2020
Donald Trump’s ineffective leadership gravely worsened the crisis that we are in and he is now taking advantage of it to subvert and destroy our right to vote and vote safely. Request a ballot early. Vote early.

No doubt there would have been some serious problems in the event of a Jackson/Swift victory. The Presidential candidate's country of birth and citizenship appear to be outside the parameters of the requirements in the Constitution. And the Vice-Presidential candidate was, in 2016 and 2020, below the mandated age of 35.

Election history:
2012 - US President (Celebrity Party) - defeated

Other occupations: singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress

Notes:
I now like Taylor Swift 25% more.

Friday, December 4, 2020

Ellen Lee DeGeneres

 







Ellen Lee DeGeneres, January 26, 1958 (Metairie, La.) -

VP candidate for Celebrity Party (2012)

Running mate with nominee: Taylor Alison Swift (b. 1989)
Popular vote: 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

A young woman who is a "Math major by day, singer/songwriter by night," drafted singer Taylor Swift for President in the Celebrity Party with comedian and daytime TV talk show host Ellen DeGeneres as the VP in a clearly stated fictitious campaign. A Youtube "interview" consisted of edited video of clips of Swift designed to appear as if she was answering questions regarding her stand on the issues.

In 2012 Swift was already a mega-star in the music world and was known as a philanthropist and contributor to progressive causes. I have to admit that I, in my muddy logging country old guy bubble was unaware of her (she's younger than my own daughter) until a few years ago when a local person purchased a hot pink pickup truck here in emulation of Swift. A truck like that is hard to ignore up here in Mayberry.

DeGeneres has also been associated with progressive politics, but in 2012 she was busy as a producer, as well as hosting the popular Ellen DeGeneres Show, and working as a commercial spokesperson for J.C. Penney.

If the Swift/DeGeneres ticket had actually won the election in 2012, the age of the standard bearer would have been a major problem as she was (and still is!) below the Constitutionally mandated age of 35.

Election history: none

Other occupations: comedian, actress, TV talk show host, writer, producer

Notes:
The Ellen DeGeneres Show won the Genesis Award for "Best Talk Show" in 2012.