Showing posts with label election of 2008. Show all posts
Showing posts with label election of 2008. Show all posts

Thursday, September 9, 2021

Steve Richardson

 


Steve Richardson

VP candidate for Independent (2008)

Running mate with nominee: Bill T. Antichrist
Popular vote: 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

Starting on Mar. 3, 2008 a series of videos on Youtube promoted the Presidential campaign of Bill T. Antichrist. The candidate looked like most other WASP males running for office, well groomed with a suit and tie. The ads were couched in the kind of traditional music and camera shots we have grown accustomed to in political marketing. But the spoken content was a bit different--

Who is Bill T. Antichrist?
"I'm just a man. Just a man running for President. Just a man who happens to be the son of the Devil."

What does he stand for?
"What do you stand for? Because that's what I stand for too. Really? Does it matter? [breaks into a cynical chuckle]"

What is Bill T. Antichrist's stance on Abortion?
"Mandatory."

His selection of a running-mate was one of the more original methods I have run across, as demonstrated in this transcript from Sept. 8, 2008--

Who will Bill T. Antichrist choose as a running-mate?
Bill T. Antichrist: [Looks at cameraman Steve Richardson] Uh, what are you doin'? What are you doin' later?
Steve Richardson: Nothing.
BTA: You wanna, wanna be my running-mate?
SR: Sure.
BTA: You. Come here. Get. Get. Camera guy get your ass over here. [shakes hands] What's your name?
SR: I'm Steve Richardson.
BTA: Sit down. I don't give a f**k.
SR: Steve Richardson.
BTA: Steve Richards. Look right there [points to camera]
SR: Hi.
BTA: Go Steve! Antichrist and [looks at Richardson] Rich Robertson?
SR: Richardson.
BTA: Richardson.
SR: Richardson.
BTA: OK, look in the camera.
[both give a thumbs up]
BTA: 08!
SR: I'm gonna turn it off now.
BTA: You go for it. [to another off camera person] Was that guy Jewish?

The videos were produced by an online comedy group called The Monkey Box who were active on Youtube 2007-2012.

Some potential problems had the Antichrist/Richardson ticket emerged victorious on Election Day: They both were residents of the same state (California), Bill T. Antichrist was a fictitious character, and Richardson looked like he possibly was under the Constitutionally mandated age of 35 in order to hold the office he sought.
 
Election history: none

Other occupations: cinematographer

Notes:
Bill T. Antichrist was probably portrayed by actor Chris Valenti.

Friday, August 13, 2021

Sarah Louise Palin

 








 


Sarah Louise Palin, February 11, 1964 (Sandpoint, Idaho) -

VP candidate for Independent (2012)
VP candidate for Independent (aka Independent Party) (2016)

Running mate with nominee (2012): Michael Kazimer Baranowski (b. 1968)
Running mate with nominee (2016): Barry Lester Johnson (1950-2016)
Popular vote (2012, 2016): ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote (2012, 2016): 0/538

The campaign (2012):

Michael Baranowski, a Cincinnati resident who was a political science professor at Northern Kentucky University made an announcement (most likely tongue-in-cheek) on Facebook, Dec. 1, 2011--

I've decided to run for President. If elected, I promise to close our embassy in Iran (and, what the hell, in Cuba too). Sarah Palin will be my VP. We will seriously kick some foreign policy ass.

That post appeared to be the sole exploit of the Baranowski/Palin 2012 campaign. However, Baranowski did file with the FEC for US President on Feb. 13, 2016 under No Party Affiliation. Although I could not verify a running-mate for him in that one, on Mar. 26, 2016 Baranowski (a USMC vet) suggested himself as a potential VP for retired Marine General James Mattis in the event the latter decided to run for President.

The campaign (2016):

Barry Johnson filed with the FEC as an Independent for President on Aug. 5, 2014. He was originally headquartered in Junction City, Kan. but at some point relocated to Buffalo, Wyo.

Johnson launched an aggressive social media campaign, usually adorned in a cowboy hat with a crucifix attached in the front covering his long hair, a bolo tie, and a very serious demeanor. He also opened a campaign office in a stripmall in Junction City at the start of his campaign. In many cases his social media posts had links to Right wing polemicists and Fox News. Peppered in there were posts where the single Johnson was reaching out for female companionship. Some samples from his Facebook campaign site--

Aug. 26, 2014
Barry Johnson 2016 on YouTube
Please join Me in My Non-Establishment Campaign to restore Constitutional process and rights of "We the People"!
Cancerous Overbearing Overburdened MegaGovernment must be cut back by 80% in spending and agencies!
So America can Grow!

Aug. 30, 2014
You can afford a $5 donations Max.
Barry Johnson for President!
Barry Johnson 2016 on YouTube
To cleanup America!
Barry Johnson
General delivery
Junction City, Ks. 66441

Sept. 6, 2014
Barry Johnson for President!
Do not let Obama start one more War!
Do not trust the Status Quo!
Do not trust the machine!
Do not trust the BS NEWS!
Stop the Establishment of Hate!
Pull together for Peace!
Barry Johnson for President!
End game is Obama's and His Hidden AGENDA,  if HE can not get it one way He will get under the covers of War powers Act!

Sept. 10, 2014
My Non-Establishment Campaign for President!
Does not support Drones or bombing at this time.
But if ISIS or ISIL are a real threat in the Mid-east Israel and Saudi Arabia can form a Collation deal with There dirt!
Jordan Turkey and several others are fully functional and are capable.
Do not TRUST the STATUS QUO!
Do not by anything that is advertised for Free on the News. Like IPhone, why support a product that get free advertising.
What is the news selling today!
    WAR
    ANYTHING TO DRIVE STOCKS HIGHER
    Can You find anything else that the News promotes for PROFIT?
    The Ebola story is chuck full of lying.
    But the current Pupit President ask for something like 30 million dollars.
    Leting the First Lady say what foods Owr Child should eat is unlawful!
    Please consider a $5.00 donations Max.
    My Campaign needs Your support to setup My Campaign needs.
    If You will support My Presidential Campaign please share this post and like it!
   My address is
      Barry Johnson 2016
      General Delivery
      Junction City, Ks.66441-9999


Starting in Oct. 2014 Johnson made cryptic references to how Obama "stole my blessings" somehow flipping the 2008 and 2012 elections. This very original election analysis would be a refrain for the remainder of his campaign--

Oct. 1, 2014
Mr. Bush,
Please come to Junction City, Ks.
You know the impact My Campaign made at Your Library.
O used Secret Service Agents to block My way as O stole My blessings. And again the Election flipped with Romney in a ten or twelve points lead!
You still have SS protection.
Ask what happened in front of Knotts Berry Farm on Hwy. 39.
Barry Johnson 2016
844 S. Washington St.
Junction City, Ks. 66441

Oct. 5, 2014
My Presidential Campaign is making a prediction.
 If the Prez. Is Seeing the Election going south for Democrats, He will call Marshall Law. Or very close to it.
 It is going to take a good Man, not part of the Status Quo!
844 . Washington St.
Junction City, Ks. 66441

Oct. 6, 2014
The last four America Presidents were and are barbaric!
Given to much power!
The consaqunaces of War are decimating America except for the extremely Rich!
 My Campaign for President will restore Peace by using the best plans.
Please consider supporting My Non-Establishment Campaign to restore Constitutional process and full vetting of all Laws.
844 S. Washington St.
Junction City, Ks. 66441

Oct. 9, 2014
Obama stole My blessings twice and flipped both Elections!
First the day before He went on Oprah, and blew Hillary out of the water.
The second time as Romney lead by ten or twelve points. He used Secret Service Agents to block My way. I tryed to get away but They would step in My path.
He slapped My shoulder and latter that day. He lead the Election!
I now run for President to reestablish Constitutional process rights and full vetting of all Laws
Barry Johnson 2016
844 S. Washington St.
Junction City, Ks. 66441

Oct. 16, 2014
The Election flipped when Secret Service Agents blocked My way at Knotts Berry Farm. Trying to cross the street the Agent on the same corner stood in My way. And would not let Me get to the button.
I said I did not want the President near me.
He said Barry I will take You to the ground.
I tryed to go to the left as the Agent blocked My way again, just then Obama slapped My shoulder.
 The out come the day and next was The Romney leading by ten or twelve points crashed! Romney's campaign never Recovered.
My Campaign will restore Constitutional process rights and full vetting of all Laws.
$5 donations Max so all can be part of Government once again.

Oct. 17, 2014
Obama is going to hit the bricks!
Stealing a Man's gift for God will get the better of You before it is over.
My gifts blessings were earned by Faith.
Faith that can restore Constitutional process rights and full vetting of all Laws.
Barry Johnson for President
Barry Johnson 2016
844 S. Washington St.
Junction , Ks. 66441
$5 max. Donations

Oct. 27, 2014
When Elected this President will replace every Ten Commandments knocked down. With a cast steel marker ten feet into concrete!

It looks very much like My Prayers did Eradicate Ebola.
Pray with Me now that the Lava flow stops!
Agree with Your Mate in Prayer
Pray for Godly People in Government
$5.00 donations Max
844 S. Washington St.
Junction City, Ks. 66441

Nov. 3, 2014
It is My Presidential Campaign position that picking on Tayloɾ Swıft Is an A Class 1 felony. Besides being Lame!
  Few Entrepreneurs are a clean and talented!
  Just sayin a step above does get ridiculed...

Nov. 9, 2014
I am Praying for a total collapse of all the Muslim Brotherhood.
From the top down ever Person Law and way!
PLEASE JOIN ME IN PRAYER
WE CAN TAKE OWR COUNTRY BACK WITH PRAYERS

Dec. 12, 2014
Remember The Tea Party movement is funded by Democrats!
Barry Johnson for President

Dec. 16, 2014
Is there any Lady single in North America

Jan. 14, 2015
Hannity You want Barry Johnson 2016 on YouTube
Get the Staff on My Campaign
Christian Conservative will to let God Lead America!

Apr. 6, 2015
I brought rain to Texas.
I can to California
I just need to Talk to someone on the ground There The Governor would be best
785-492-2252
Barry Johnson for President

Apr. 10, 2015
God Is still in the Business of Creating.
I know because I help Him do it
Barry Johnson for President
You will know soon the difference

Apr. 24, 2015
My Campaign for President is not In Favor of George Soros in any way.
Barry Johnson for President on YouTube

Apr. 30, 2015
Quite simply We need to return to old America

May 29, 2015
My Campaign for President is over.
This is one of a few Public Notices

June 28, 2015
Evert time I am Hacked My will grows stronger.
I am running for President.
Both Parties have failed and are like a train wreck on both sides of the tracks.
I ask all God fearing Americans to go Independent for one Cycle. So both Parties can find There Way once more.
It will take an Outstanding Outsider ro restore due process.

June 30, 2015
Barry Johnson for President
Obama used My Blessings to flip both Election.
I have used then to
Stop Ebola and Hysteria
Stop Disney Measles and Hysteria
Stop Jade Helm it Texas with flood
Bring rain in Az Ca Nm Tx and Kansas
 On a Personal note the second flip happened as Romney lead by 10 or 12
 Mid noon You said.   Something is wrong
Romney's lead is gone but Obama leads but there no numbers.
 Type it in to follow up
   forpresidentusa@Yahoo.com
   God alone will restore America
     His Servant all ways Barry Johnson

Sept. 25, 2015
God is truly use Me to restore Peace in the World.
Barry Johnson for President
$5 max. donation
844 S. Washington St.
Junction City, Ks. 66441

Oct. 15, 2015
As You can see Trump uses My Moto
Just as Obama used My Blessings to flip both of His Elections and Yes it does matter.


Johnson put most of his energy into Twitter after mid-Nov. 2015--

Nov. 16, 2015
Does anyone understand the U.N. brings unrest to Depopulat the World

Nov. 20, 2015
God turned away 8 Hurricanes
God alone can turn America to Peace
This Nation is failing
We must Pray

Dec. 2, 2015
They shout climate Change
But the real truth is a far greater danger!
Big bloated Government
Only cut in spending...

Dec. 17, 2015
Ask Putin why He wants Trump

Dec. 22, 2015
Avoid the Trump Trap
He is breaking ice for Global Bill
Only One Independent earning WTP's
Vote
$5max
98%
80%
PEACE

Dec. 23, 2015
Liberal's have elevated Terrorism to Religion, because of Money!
$5Max Donations can change the  balance of power.

Jan. 24, 2016
Trump is a brutal Man
No Bible or Decorum in Him
I run to support all We The People

Feb. 20, 2016
Trump will burn up way before He is Elected

Mar. 24, 2016
My Brother tryed to kill Me last night
Locked in My room felt lkis a hammer hit My ribs hard
I make this record so He will be caught

Mar. 30, 2016
Vote for no golf
Vote Johnson
Please Retweet

Apr. 12, 2016
Guns R not the Problem
Liberal courts
RapmusicViolence
Violence in Movies games
WTPF G&C

May 11, 2016
Any Lady single in Wyoming
Love to buy You dinner

Johnson's health began to seriously decline as the campaign entered the final quarter--

Aug. 20, 2016
I have been very sick
But My smile returned this Morning Barry Johnson for President

Oct. 3, 2016
Very Pleased half way done with Cancer treatment, can report great Progress! God is good all the time! !!  !!!

Oct. 16, 2016
Trump ratchets up 'rigged election' claims, which Pence downplays
http://cnn.com/2016/10/15/politics/donald-trump-rigged-election-hillary-clinton/index.html
How can Don be President
Not trusting the Election


On Jan. 5, 2015 Johnson indicated former Gov. Sarah Palin was "my first choice for VP" and provided a link to her pontificating on Fox. Palin had been Sen. McCain's running-mate in 2008 and conventional wisdom has it that her lack of administrative experience combined with extreme pandering to the Christian far Right was one of the major factors in the Republican ticket's defeat that year.

Johnson was certainly not the first obscure Presidential candidate to select an unwitting celebrity or famous political figure as a running-mate. Given her iconic status with Tea Party conservatives, it is surprising no previous Independents had "nominated" her earlier. Palin probably had no idea she was "running" for VP a second time.

During the course of Johnson's campaign, Palin's stint as a pundit for Fox came to an end in 2015 when her contract was not renewed. Also in that year her book Sweet Freedom: A Devotional was published, a work linking Bible verses with politics.

In Jan. 2016 she endorsed Trump but interestingly that action did not later translate into a Cabinet or executive appointment. Some pundits felt Trump's hypersensitive reaction to criticism would not have tolerated an outspoken woman like Palin in his ranks, especially one who would have distracted the media spotlight and attention he so much craved.

Johnson died in Buffalo, Wyo. a week after the election, Nov. 15, 2016. If the Johnson/Palin ticket had emerged victorious on Election Day, the Electoral College would have faced an interesting set of decisions.

Election history:
1992-1996 - Wasilla, Alaska City Council (Nonpartisan)
1996-2002 - Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska (Nonpartisan)
2002 - Lt. Governor of Alaska (Republican) - primary - defeated
2006-2009 - Governor of Alaska (Republican)
2008 - US Vice-President (Republican) - defeated

Other occupations: Chair of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, sports reporter, author, political pundit, reality television host

Notes:
PNW trivia alert!! In 1984-1985 Palin was known as Sarah Heath and attended the University of Idaho in Moscow. At that same time I was working 7 miles away as a faculty librarian at Washington State University. Who knows? I could've bumped into her at Gambino's, the Nobby Inn, or Bookpeople.

Wednesday, June 2, 2021

William Thomas Riker

 







William Thomas Riker, September 28, 1987 (Hollywood, Calif.) -

VP candidate for Independent (1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020, 2024)

Running mate with nominee (1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020, 2024): Jean-Luc Picard (b. 1987)
Popular vote (1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020): ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote (1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020): 0/538

The campaign (1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020, 2024):

Star Trek: The Next Generation, a 1987-1994 spinoff from the original Star Trek television series from the 1960s, defined their purpose as, "Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before."

The Trek franchise is huge and it seems only naturally American for the lead characters to be, in this age where entertainment and politics are so intermingled, merchandised as Presidential timber. Heck, when the show first aired the President at the time was a former movie and TV actor.

The Enterprise skipper, Jean-Luc Picard (portrayed by Patrick Stewart) and his first officer Will Riker (Jonathan Frakes) have been marketed as a Presidential ticket in every election since 1992. They probably ran in 1988 as well but I didn't find a confirmation of that. Bumper stickers, t-shirts, buttons, coffee mugs, etc. abound every four years with a "Picard/Riker" declaration.

"Jean-Luc Picard" filed with the FEC on Aug. 20, 2015 with no party affiliation. His address was given as 877 Enterprise St., Buchanan, MI 49107 and the campaign committee was United Federation of Planets, 150 Galaxy Rd., Shirley, AR 72153.

The Next Generation not only explored space, but the writers broached a number of political and social subjects that were fairly progressive at the time. Intelligence, reason, tolerance, curiosity, and humanity were seen as virtues. The assumption was that not only would we survive ourselves, but a far better, almost utopian age awaited us.

In the event of their electoral victory there would be several problems. They are fictitious characters. They live in the future (Picard was born in the year 2305). Although Riker was born in Alaska, Picard is from France. They reside in outer space. The characters were created in 1987, which made them below the age of 35 but in 2024 they will be legal in this regard. And so forth.

Election history: none

Other occupations: fictional character

Notes:
Riker is a contender for holding the record for number of times someone has made a Vice-Presidential run.

Saturday, May 1, 2021

Dagon

 












Dagon, July 1917 (Pacific Ocean) -

VP candidate for Independent (aka Elder Party aka Communist Party aka Great Old One Party) (2008, 2012, 2016, 2020)

Running mate with nominee (2008, 2012, 2016, 2020): Cthulhu (b. 1928)
Popular vote (2008, 2012, 2016, 2020): ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote (2008, 2012, 2016, 2020): 0/538

The campaign (2008, 2012, 2016, 2020):

H.P. Lovecraft (1890-1937), author of supernatural horror, created a character named Cthulhu who was described as "A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind." I'm not going to go down the rabbit hole of Lovecraft esoterica, but suffice to say Cthulhu is not a nice guy.

There have been numerous attempts by a variety of sources to elect Cthulhu to the office of President or head of state, not just in the USA but in other countries, ever since at least 1996. Some of the campaign slogans to emerge from these efforts revealed a humor of despair as well as Cthulhu's character--

Vote for the Greatest Evil - Why Vote for a Lesser Evil? - Cthulhu, Because it Can't Get Any Worse - Because No Lives Matter - Don't Settle for the Lesser of Two Evils, Vote for the Greatest - The aliens you should be worried about will not be stopped by a wall - Embrace the Madness - Keep Blaming the Poor - A Thousand Points of Fright - Cthulhu Wants You... as Food - I Want You... for Breakfast - America Needs a REAL Monster  - Eat the Rich and Everyone Else - After you are eaten your effective tax rate will be zero - Equality through Insanity - I want you to get a head and consume it for nourishment - Keep climate changing - Legalize human sacrifice - No More Years - Vote for Cthulhu... and you'll never have to vote again - Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

On Sept. 15, 2015 Dr. ourlordandsavior Cthulu of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C. filed with the FEC as a Presidential candidate running as a member of the Communist Party.

Naturally the Cthulhu campaigns have been a merchandising bonanza.

Cthulhu had at least two running-mates: Dagon, and, Crawling Chaos. Dagon was a character that predated Cthulhu, a horrendous creature in the Pacific Ocean described thus by Lovecraft--

    With only a slight churning to mark its rise to the surface, the thing slid into view above the dark waters. Vast, Polyphemus-like, and loathsome, it darted like a stupendous monster of nightmares to the monolith, about which it flung its gigantic scaly arms, the while it bowed its hideous head and gave vent to certain measured sounds.

It would be safe to say there would have been some problems regarding the Constitution in the event of a Cthulhu/Dagon victory.

Election history: none

Other occupations: fictitious character

Notes:
Not the same Dagon as the Mesopotamian deity.

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Andrew Geoffrey Kaufman

 






Andrew Geoffrey Kaufman, January 17, 1949 (New York, N.Y.) - May 16, 1984 (Los Angeles, Calif.)

VP candidate for Independent (2016)

Running mate with nominee: Christopher Walken (b. 1943)
Popular vote: ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

The "Christopher Walken for President" movement, if you could call it that, was one of the better political pranks for the 2008 election. It looked serious enough that a number of news outlets were initially taken in. A sober looking webpage helped feed the confabulation. Walken's people were obliged to issue a statement that the whole thing was a joke perpetrated by unknown tricksters.

But the concept has endured and a cottage industry has emerged in each election cycle since 2008 merchandising items promoting the election of the actor. A number of running-mates have been suggested for Walken, including Gary Busey, but the person I will highlight is Andy Kaufman who was suggested in 2016. Although he had been dead since 1984, claims that he is still alive persist to this day so the Walken/Kaufman ticket was something of two hoaxes for the price of one!

One of the Walken for President Facebook groups touted Kaufman as the running-mate on Apr. 30, 2015--

#BREAKINGFUTUREPRESIDENTNEWS: Andy Kaufman is running as Vice President alongside our dear Future President, Christopher Walken
. Shaking babies and kissing hands has really oomphed up this campaign! Congratulations to Future Vice President, Andrew Geoffrey Kaufman and tankuveddymuch to each one of you, for your support this voting season!

But then, on June 28, 2016, the same source posted--

Sad news folks. We were excited to have Andy Kaufman as our Vice President, but he disappeared again. Any takers?

You can keep your political tribalism, to me there are two kinds of people in the world: Those who think Kaufman was hilarious, and those who don't. I'm in the camp of the former. The guy was a comedy genius.

Election history: none

Other occupations: comedian, actor, wrestler

Buried: Beth David Cemetery (Elmont, N.Y.)

Notes:
Buried in the same cemetery as Joyce Brothers, Martin Landau, Abe Vigoda, and Herman Wouk. In a strange bit of symmetry from 1984-2016 Kaufman was dead but was rumored to be alive, Vigoda was alive while constantly rumored to be dead.

Sunday, February 28, 2021

Christopher Michael Padgett

 


Christopher Michael Padgett, January 27, 1970 -

VP candidate for Independent (2008)

Running mate with nominee: Jesus (Spirit) (ca. 4 BC–ca. AD 30/33 / spirit form: ca. AD 30/33- present)
Popular vote: ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

In 2008 Chris Padgett offered himself as the ideal Vice-Presidential candidate on a ticket with Jesus as a method of light-hearted evangelism. Some samples from Padgett's campaign video--

-What are my credentials? What is my experience? I'll give you experience. Eight kids! If that doesn't give me experience to run a country I don't know what will.
-With my good looks and His divinity, and humanity, and perfection, I think we have a lot to offer. Don't you?
-I want to say that the time is now. Now! For you to make a difference. Get off your feet. Get on your feet, I mean.
-Jesus, dynamically delicious.


Actually, in 2008 a book entitled Jesus for President was a best seller (by Shane Claiborne and Chris Haw) and the authors' tour resembled a political campaign. The authors renewed the idea in 2012 as well. Also in 2008 Jesus was the running-mate in the Presidential campaign of Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian.

Chris and Linda Padgett converted as a couple to Catholicism in 1999 and the faith became the central core of their lives. They developed their own nonprofit ministry called Catholic Family and Marriage, Inc.

The husband and wife team of Chris and Linda Padgett ran on an Independent ticket in 2012, producing a video with the Presidential candidate advocating with mock seriousness such promises as--

--Increase things,
--Fight pirates.
--Free cheese (for the poor)
--Free health care (including pets)
--P90X required.
--Golf must be a sport in (in China)
--No plastic dolls.

In 2012 Padgett explained his electoral history with deadpan humor and a straight face--

"Here's the thing. Four years ago I ran as Jesus' running-mate and I meant it. And Jesus and I, we've have many conversations since then, but apparently the United States of America was not so interested in having Jesus as President. We had somebody else as President. Things have not been going so great. There have been jobs that are lacking and gas prices are way too high, milk costs a lot of money and people don't get to go on vacations and stuff. And so I thought I would ask Jesus if it was OK if I ran for President this year and he said that I could. And so I am."

Shortly after the 2012 election the Padgetts began a homesteading lifestyle near Syracuse, NY.

Chris Padgett also launched a Youtube campaign for President in 2016, but without mention of a running-mate.

Election history:
2012 - US President (Independent) - defeated
2016 - US President (Independent) - defeated

Other occupations: Catholic Family and Marriage Inc., homesteader, speaker, musician, author

Notes:
Since 2008 the Padgetts had another child.

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Richard Milhous Nixon (Spirit)

 








Richard Milhous Nixon (Spirit), physical body: January 9, 1913 (Yorba Linda, Calif.) – April 22, 1994 (New York, NY) / spirit form, April 22, 1994 - present

VP candidate for Independent (2008, 2012)

Running mate with nominee (2008): Satan
Running mate with nominee (2012): Betty Marion White Ludden (b. 1922)
Popular vote (2008, 2012): 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote (2008, 2012): 0/538

The campaign (2008):

A Los Angeles comedy group called Big Game Hunters ran a Youtube on Nov. 3, 2008 advertising a Satan/Nixon ticket--

Tired of the same old human? Why not vote for a candidate with the power of a thousand suns? A demon that has stormed Evil in it's stupid face? And laughed. With enough fire and brimstone to power homes for 98% of eternity. Plus, he loves babies! Babies! Babies! Hail Satan! Hail Nixon! Satan/Nixon '08!

The campaign (2012):

It would seem that the "Draft Betty White for President" movement started around 2010 by fans of the actress. Although White herself certainly didn't need to be President in order to claim an impressive career, she announced on Craig Ferguson's Late Late Show in Oct. 2011 that she was indeed running for the White House (pun intended). Roseanne Barr had earlier announced she was running while also a guest on a late night talk show with Jay Leno in her case, so perhaps White was also inspired by that.

White, who turned 90 in 2012, said she was running because she needed the money. When asked about her view on immigration reform she said, "Eh, that's a tough one. I'll pass."

Most interesting of all was that she declared Richard Nixon was her choice for a running-mate. Ferguson pointed out that the former President had been dead for quite some time. "No wonder he doesn't answer my emails!" White responded with mock surprise.

Later, when asked about defense spending, she said, "Can I phone a friend? I think Richard Nixon would know the answer."

White produced a giant campaign poster with her face and the slogan "White Power," displaying it with a cheerful cluelessness. Ferguson reacted with, "I don't think you thought this one through, Betty. I'm not going to hang this one up."

In life, Nixon himself was involuntarily named in three third party Presidential efforts after he resigned in 1974--

--Richard C. Collins, a mail carrier from San Ramon, Calif. ran for President as an independent in 1976. He made news when he offered the Vice-Presidential slot to disgraced former President Richard Nixon. "If he repented, it would be a story of the prodigal son, which is the best way to get Watergate behind us." But Mr. Nixon apparently never answered his letters, meaning (at least for the purposes of this blog) that he was the running-mate by default.

--Also in 1976 the Elvis Presley/Richard Nixon campaign appeared to be limited to a novelty poster promoting the Memphis American Party. It included a photo of the bizarre event where Elvis paid a surprise visit to the White House in Dec. 1970. Oddly, when I visited Graceland a couple years ago I looked but did not find any mention in the exhibits of this historic meeting. Perhaps I just missed it, there was a lot to see. But Elvis' collection of law enforcement badges, which was connected to his visit with Nixon, was part of the Graceland gallery of artifacts.

--In 1980 Richard Grayson (self-described moderate radical) and Jerry Weinberger (self-described radical moderate), two twentysomethings from Queens, NY formed the tongue-in-cheek Nixon-Agnew in '80 Committee and said they registered the ticket with the FEC. Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew were listed under the Nostalgia Party.

Betty White endorsed Obama in May 2012. There would be efforts to draft her for President in 2016 and 2020 as well.

Election history (physical body):
1947-1950 - US House of Representatives (Calif.) (Republican)
1950-1953 - US Senate (Calif.) (Republican)
1953-1961 - US Vice-President (Republican)
1960 - US President (Republican) - defeated
1962 - Governor of California (Republican) - defeated
1969-1974 - US President (Republican) - resigned
1976 - US Vice-President (Independent) - defeated
1976 - US Vice-President (Memphis American Party) - defeated
1980 - US President (Nostalgia Party) - defeated

Other occupations (physical body): grocery worker, soldier (WWII), attorney, author, Commander-in-Chief

Buried (physical body): Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum (Yorba Linda, Calif.)

Notes:
Quaker.
Played the piano

Thursday, November 5, 2020

Matthew Edward Gonzalez

 









Matthew Edward Gonzalez, June 4, 1965 (McAllen, Tex.) -

VP candidate for Independent (aka Peace and Freedom Party aka Unaffiliated aka Independent Party of Delaware aka Ecology Party of Florida aka Independence Party aka Natural Law Party aka Peace Party aka Populist Party) (2008)

Running mate with nominee: Ralph Nader (b. 1934)
Popular vote: 739,278 (0.56%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

Ralph Nader, about to turn 74, announced his intention to run for President as an Independent on the Meet the Press television program Feb. 24, 2008, "Dissent is the mother of ascent, and in that context I've decided to run for president."

The start of Nader's 2008 campaign and Matt Gonzalez's place in it is described on the Matt Gonzales Reader webpage--

In 2008 Ralph Nader decided to run for president and asked Gonzalez to be his running mate. Gonzalez saw himself as a stand-in for Peter Camejo who had run with Nader in 2004 but was now unavailable because he was fighting cancer a second time. Camejo specifically encouraged Nader to select Gonzalez who was one of the few elected officials in the nation to publically endorsed their ticket in 2004. Gonzalez agreed with the condition they not seek the Green Party Nomination. Nader was in accord. Both were supportive of Cynthia McKinney’s efforts to win the Green Party nomination and believed both campaigns could complement one another. The decision not to compete against McKinney for the Green Party nomination and to run as independents meant they could not rely on a preexisting party aparatus to gain ballot status.

Camejo died on Sept. 13, 2008.

Gonzalez gave a thumbnail description of the platform in an interview with Krist Novoselic (Seattle Weekly)--

Single-payer health care, ending the war in Iraq (without leaving any of the private contractor soldiers there), and ending the corporate domination of our society. It’s apparent that corporate money is undermining good government decision-making in our legislative process.

We’re committed to election reform. We support proportional representation for our Congress and direct election of the president by majority vote. We oppose plurality victories, which are common in the U.S., and have occurred in eight of the last 24 presidential contests.

Nader picked up support from a number of regional parties. In California he won the nomination of the Peace and Freedom Party. Also the Independent Party of Delaware, Independence Party (Hawaii), and Natural Law Party (Michigan). The Ecology Party of Florida and the Peace Party in Oregon were created for Nader's campaign. In New York Nader ran under the Populist Party banner.

Although he did not actively seek the Green Party nomination, he still won the most votes in their primaries but the convention nominated Cynthia McKinney. Gonzalez left the Green Party partly as a way to make it easier for Nader to file as a true Independent in several states.

Nader/Gonzalez were on the ballot in 45 states and write-ins in four others. They finished in third place and at a higher percentage than Nader's 2004 run, cracking 1% in a dozen states: Maine (1.45%), North Dakota (1.32%), Arkansas (1.19%), Connecticut and Alaska (1.16% each), South Dakota (1.12%), Idaho (1.10%), Minnesota (1.04%), Vermont (1.03%), Rhode Island and Oregon (1.02%), and West Virginia (1.01%). The only state where it could possibly be argued Nader was a spoiler was Missouri, which barely voted for McCain with a 0.13% difference over Obama. Nader took 0.61% of the vote in that state.

Compared to most of the other third parties in the 2008 election season, Nader's Independent bid went comparatively smoothly, but it ended on a real sour note. On Election Night Nader told a Fox News radio reporter regarding Obama, "He is our first African American president; or he will be. And we wish him well. But his choice, basically, is whether he’s going to be Uncle Sam for the people of this country, or Uncle Tom for the giant corporations who are running America into the ground." A bit later Fox TV reporter Shep Smith played back the statement to Nader, but the quote was cut off after the words "giant corporations." After playing it, Smith looked a bit stunned and said with dramatic pauses, "Really. Ralph Nader? What was that?" and the contentious conversation went downhill from there with Nader exhibiting a special sort of zealous cranky cluelessness about the impact of his choice of words.

And thus ended Nader's final major campaign for the Presidency. I actually saw that live when it aired and remember thinking it was a downer departure from the electoral scene by a candidate who is unquestionably America's greatest consumer advocate and activist.

Election history:
1999 - San Francisco District Attorney (Nonpartisan) - primary - defeated
2001-2005 - San Francisco Board of Supervisors (President, 2003-2005) (Nonpartisan)
2003 - Mayor of San Francisco, Calif. (Nonpartisan) - defeated

Other occupations: attorney, collage artist, writer, editor, teacher, art curator, poet

Notes:
During his 2001 campaign, Gonzalez left the Democratic Party and joined the Green Party.
Winner of the 2003 election was Gavin Newsom.
Played bass guitar in an indie rock band, John Heartfield, 1995-1999.