Showing posts with label Feline Party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Feline Party. Show all posts

Monday, October 4, 2021

Mango Price

 







Mango Price, April 15, 2010 (Wilmington, N.C.) -

VP candidate for Feline Party of the United States (aka Independent) (2016)

Running mate with nominee: Artemis Bastet Belladonna (b. 2015)
Popular vote: 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

Artemis Bastet Belladonna, a female grey cat in Cary, N.C., filed with the FEC as an Independent aspirant for US President on Oct. 26, 2016. The running-mate was Mango Price, a male orange tabby in Raleigh, N.C. making him the second candidate on a national ticket of that hue with no public service experience.

Although the Feline Party, as their website called them, had a late start in the election season they made up for it by a very active online campaign.

Artemis' biography as provided on her webpage--

About Artemis
Artemis is a (very cute) one year old cat living in Cary, North Carolina. She enjoys eating, sleeping, and killing things.

Her History
Artemis Bastet Belladonna was born circa June 4, 2015 near Henderson, North Carolina, United States. She was found, all by herself on July 4, 2015, and was estimated to be 1 month old. She came into the Gaska household on July 23, 2016, and found a forever home.

Her Name
​Artemis- The ancient Greek goddess of the hunt, and of all animals.
Bastet- The ancient Egyptian goddess of cats.
Belladonna- A poisonous plant.


The ticket ran on a platform of animal rights but also weighed in on other issues--

Abortion
Artemis believes that all women should have access to safe abortions, and that we should continue funding Planned Parenthood, as they do very good work. (Tweet)

Guns
The 2nd amendment is important, and Artemis wishes to keep it in its entirety. Artemis wants to ban people on the no-fly list from purchasing weapons, and she agrees with Bernie Sanders on not letting people sue the gun companies if they got shot. "If someone hit you with a hammer, would you sue Craftsman?"- Artemis

Ranked Choice Voting

Terrorism
Artemis hates ISIS/ISIL. She wants to scratch them. So, she will work with other nations in the middle east to fight terrorism.

Unemployment
Artemis wants to kill two birds with one stone (yum) with her plan for unemployment. She is going to begin a huge plan to repair our nation's failing infrastructure, employing millions in the process. This will leave our nation with all new roads, highways, bridges, airports, and more.


The Feline Party of the United States should not be confused with the Feline Party that ran two cats named Tabby and Goldie as a ticket in 2004. The Artemis campaign seemed to have a connection with a Kik Messenger chat group called "The Greatest Group Ever Created (TGGEC)."

Artemis also ran for President in 2020 but I could not confirm any running-mate for that election.

Election history: none

Other occupations: cat

Notes:
Cary, N.C. was named after another third party Vice-Presidential candidate, Samuel Fenton Cary who was the Greenback Party running-mate in 1876.

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Goldie




Goldie

VP candidate for Feline Party (2004)

Running mate with nominee: Tabby
Popular vote: ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

The Feline Party appears to have been created circa 2001. As the name suggests, both candidates were cats-- Tabby and Goldie.

The Party website had this statement on their splashpage: "Tabby and Goldie are advocates of recycling glass, paper, cans, and other materials... but not animals! Pets are for life.. do not throw them away... and reduce litters by spaying and neutering your pets!!"

Embedded further into the website, an address by Tabby goes into further detail of the campaign's mission:

My fellow Americans,

I shall be brief. My goal may seem simple, as it can be summed up in only one word, but it is extremely complicated: Peace. I am sure that is what everyone wants, peace on Earth, goodwill toward men. But today I ask for peace toward all creatures. Cats, dogs, birds, fish, kangaroos, everyone. My goal is to tear down the walls that divide humans and all other animals, to unite us.


How might we do this, you ask? By making animal cruelty laws more severe, by funding shelters so they can be no-kill, by treating us like the intelligent creatures we are. We have feelings too, yet our voices go unheard.


I will be blunt: we will not see a feline president in my time, or ever. But that will not stop us from spreading our message.


Support Goldie and I, support the Feline Party, support peace for all creatures!


Naturally due to their species, age, and shared state residence, there would have been some Constitutional issues in the event of a Tabby/Goldie victory.

Election history: none

Other occupations: cat

Buried: ?

Notes:
It is probably best they were never on a debate stage with the Hamster Party 2004 candidates.