Showing posts with label Puppy Party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Puppy Party. Show all posts

Monday, October 18, 2021

Thor

 


Thor

VP candidate for Puppy Party (2016)

Running mate with nominee: Seven the Dog (b. ca2015)
Popular vote: 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

Seven the Dog, an Australian Shepherd from Oxnard, Calif. filed for US President with the FEC under the banner of the Puppy Party on Mar. 31, 2016.

A press release late in the electioneering presented some background--

 SEVEN THE DOG FOR PRESIDENT
October 12, 2016, Oxnard, CA -  Seven the Dog to the rescue! While Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump continue to do their their best to totally discredit each other, one candidate is staying above the fray. His name is Seven the Dog and he is the official 2016 Presidential Candidate for The Puppy Party.

His platform: A dog for every family and a bone for every dog! He's encouraging people to rescue dogs from the pound and calling on all dogs not to chew on the furniture (or shoes, humans hate having their shoes ruined).

The strong silent type, Seven does bark orders when necessary. He is currently putting together his cabinet. When elected, Seven is going to build a wall to keep all the cats out. He is going to have the cats pay for it!

Seven decided to throw his hat into the race after getting encouragement from his doggie friends who are worried about their human's visceral reaction to political attack ads on TV along with the negative news stories, debates and messages from each candidate.
 
Seven is a professional actor and model plus a therapy dog that visits children in the hospital. He is available for interview.

Media Contact:
Susan Hartzler
Alpha Dog Public Relations

Seven's 2016 campaign introduction on Facebook stated--

Seven the Dog is running for President of the United State in 2016! He's the strong silent type but he does bark orders. His official platform is: a dog for every family and a bone for every dog. When elected, Seven is going to build a wall to keep the cats out. He is going to have the cats pay for it!

A Facebook post on June 9, 2016 indicated late night TV talk show host Jimmy Kimmel might be the running-mate--

#JimmyKimmelLive I want you to be my Vice President! I know the importance of a good #2!!!!

But on June 15, 2016 the Seven for President Facebook ran this entry, taking the ticket a different direction--

Please share a picture of your dog and let me know what Cabinet Post he or she would like to hold.

Various dogs were awarded executive postions in the course of the comments, including this exchange including a photo of a beautiful German Shepherd--

Terry Young
Thor VP

Seven the Dog for President
What re Thor's accomplishments?

Terry Young
No $$$ from corps a big plus. Loves all people. High 5's. Speaks on command. No cheating with others. Loyal to all.who are loyal to him . Great bark.

Seven the Dog for President
I'd say YES!!!


Apparently Thor was also a California resident which would have posed a Constitutional problem in the event of a Seven the Dog/Thor victory although the canine status no doubt would have proved more legally daunting.

Seven the Dog ran again in 2020 for President but I could not identify any running-mate in that one.

Election history: none

Other occupations: dog

Notes:
Another mystery third party VP.