Showing posts with label election of 2016. Show all posts
Showing posts with label election of 2016. Show all posts

Thursday, November 4, 2021

Danny Zelaya

 



Danny Zelaya, April 13, 1981 -

VP candidate for Independent (2016, 2020)

Running mate with nominee (2016, 2020): Jesus (Spirit) (ca. 4 BC–ca. AD 30/33 / spirit form: ca. AD 30/33- present)
Popular vote (2016, 2020): 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote (2016, 2020): 0/538

The campaign (2016):

The Spirit of Jesus has appeared in Presidential campaigns before. He ran for President in 2008 with VP Christopher Michael Padgett as an Independent. He was also a third party VP at least three times: 1972 with Billy Joe Clegg (Loyal USA Party), 1988 with Basil Tellou (Independent) and 2008 with Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (Independent). In 2016 and 2020 he ran again as a Presidential candidate with VP Danny Zelaya.

On Nov. 25, 2015 Zelaya of Miami, Fla. made the following statement on Facebook regarding his Presidential campaign--

So my dad told me I should explain on facebook what my plans are should I become President The Politically Correct thing to say is strengthen our economy reduce crime balance our budget and expand our global war on terrorism But The Real Plan cannot be discussed because the opposition will win based on the fact that most Americans believe what they are told in the media and the media is run by individuals who don't want to advance America because they thrive on bad news They would have nothing to talk about if everything was going well but that's what we all want If we are going to do this we are going to get organized and realize we are fighting an enemy here at home and it is called fame and greed Let me expand everything you hear is true the plan it to keep it just that people giving there opinions on social media and nothing more they don't want you to know the truth I am here to liberate this country from the oppressive machine that has been holding it hostage since it's inception wether I achieve that or not I will at least be able to open the mind of a few individuals to get the ball rolling in the right direction Nobody wanted me to run for President I am everyone's nightmare and there only hope is that my opinions never get the light of day and the truth is never exposed this puts my life at risk so be it for the good of the people My only hope is to advance the Kingdom of God That is the Only Thing That will last All These Other Kingdom's Will Be Crushed By This One With Good Reason

He filed with the FEC as an Independent on Jan. 28, 2016.

Zelaya later shifted his focus to running for Vice President, with Jesus as the standard bearer--

Aug. 6, 2016
Only one guy worthy of being the president it's me and if Jesus were here vice president

Oct. 17, 2016
vice-president is enough for me I'm following Jesus' lead to the glory of god


No votes were reported for the ticket.

The campaign (2020):

On July 3, 2020 Danny Zelaya of announced on Facebook he was running for President again.

However, he had also started a Danny Zelaya for Vice President Facebook page in Apr. 2020. Perhaps I am in error but it seems a safe assumption that Jesus is once again the Presidential half of that ticket.

Zelaya's 2020 campaign was almost invisible compared to his 2016 effort.

Election history:
2016 - US President (Independent) - defeated
2020 - US President (Independent) - defeated

Other occupations: athlete

Notes:
Zelaya's father immigrated from Honduras.

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

William Joseph Bayes

 









William Joseph Bayes, April 26, 1951 (Amsterdam, N.Y.) -

VP candidate for Prohibition Party (aka Independent) (2016)

Running mate with nominee: James Arthur Hedges (b. 1938)
Popular vote: 5,623 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

Jim Hedges of Needmore, Penn. filed for US President with the FEC as the nominee of America's oldest active third party, the Prohibition Party, on Oct. 22, 2015.

Hedges held the distinction of being the only member of the Party to hold public elected office since 1959. He served as the Tax Assessor for Thompson Township, Fulton County, Penn. for several years starting in 2002. A veteran of the US Marine Corps with a strong interest in music (tuba player), geography (masters degree), and history, Hedges had been active with the Prohibition Party for some time, rising to the office of Executive Secretary. He was nominated for President by conference call, July 31, 2015. His running-mate was Bill Bayes of Hattiesburg, Miss.

The 2016 Prohibition Party platform was an interesting mixed bag, slightly retooled from the 2012 document and perhaps just a tiny bit less extreme Right wing--  

PREAMBLE -
We, the delegates to the 38th Quadrennial Prohibition National Convention, assembled by telephone conference on 31 July 2015 after several weeks of emailed discussions of the agenda. recognizing Almighty God as the Source of all just government, and with faith in the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ, do hereby pledge to serve the needs and to preserve the prerogatives and freedoms of the citizens of the United States of America.

CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT -
We affirm our loyalty to the Constitution of the United States of America. We will protect it from violation by legislation, by evasion, or by judicial usurpation of rights belonging to the executive and legislative branches of government or reserved to the States and to the people.

AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE -
We will conduct foreign affairs with the preservation of American Liberty and independence as our chief objective. We are jealous of American sovereignty; we are opposed to the interference of America in the like sovereignty of other nations.
American garrisons in foreign counties should not exceed the level required to protect American diplomatic missions, unless specifically authorized by Congress.
    We support volunteer armed forces, well trained and highly motivated; we oppose conscription except in time of Congressionally declared war.

FOREIGN TRADE -
The importing of goods from and the off shoring of services to other nations are the primary causes of lost jobs and impoverished communities in America.  We favor free trade only on a reciprocal basis among equals. We will impose balancing tariffs on all goods imported from countries whose wage scales, labor benefits, and environmental protections are not similar to our own.
    No nation which fails to protect the civil rights of its citizens may be accorded "most favored nation" status.

MONETARY POLICY -
The Constitution mandates that Congress shall have the sole power to coin money and to regulate its value. We will abolish the Federal Reserve System. establishing in its place a government-owned National Bank. Predatory lending activities and punitive rates of interest will be banned. We will encourage the formation of state banks where qualified entrepreneurs can borrow money for investment in job-creating enterprises at minimal interest.

SECOND ADMENDMENT RIGHTS -
We support the right of citizens to own and to carry fire-arms for personal defense and for sport; we encourage instruction in gun safety.

LABOR AND MANAGEMENT -
We will defend the right of all workers to freely choose to join or not to join a union. Toward that end, we urge all states to adopt right-to-work laws. We will index the pay of Congress and of federal officials to changes in the federal minimum wage.

TAXATION AND SPENDING -
We favor a balanced budget amendment to the U.S. Constitution

SOCIAL SECURITY -
We advocate an actuarially sound federal Social Security System.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION -
We would deploy sufficient resources to stop all illegal traffic in people and drugs across America's land and sea borders. We would not provide drivers' licenses, educational subsidies, or welfare benefits to illegal aliens, except that the medical conditions of gravely ill illegal's would be stabilized before they are deported. We strongly oppose granting citizenship to "anchor babies" born to illegal-alien mothers.

MARRIAGE -
We deplore the recent decision of the U.S. Supreme Court on same-sex marriage as an abomination to God. We call for a Constitutional amendment, which shall read as follows:  "Marriage is. historically. an Institution and Sacrament of the Church. Only the Church shall decide what qualifies as a 'marriage.' For the purpose of two individuals who need only legal protection, such as for inheritance and for power of attorney one for the other, the state may license Civil Unions.''

RELIGIOUS LIBERTY -
We find a constitutional right of individual citizens to believe, worship, fellowship, educate, evangelize. and organize religious institutions. Voluntary prayer and other religious activities shall not be prohibited in schools and other public spaces.

EDUCATION -
The 10th Amendment gives to the States and to the people full responsibility for education.  The major emphasis in primary and secondary schools should be on science, mathematics, citizenship, American History, and English. We advocate free tertiary education for all qualified citizens. We would promote re-training programs for displaced workers, paid for by tariffs on imports.

PRO-LIFE -
We consider abortion lo be morally repugnant.  We will implement policies to minimize the number of abortions without infringing on the doctor/patient relationship and without thrusting government into family decisions about child rearing.  Abortion procedures should not be funded by government.

ENERGY INDEPENDENCE -
America must not allow itself to be dependent upon other, sometimes hostile, countries for its energy supply. We advocate increased research on and development of non-fossil fuel resources, tax breaks for companies engaging in such, and subsidies for consumers wishing to change from fossil fuels to renewable domestic sources of energy.

THE ENVIRONMENT -
We believe God has given Man dominion (responsible use) over all the Earth. We will safeguard the biosphere, soil, water, and air which we all must share. However, pollution abatement projects must balance costs with benefits.
    We believe that climatic change is an existential threat to civilization. and we will co-operate with other nations in mitigating its effects.

HEALTH CARE -

We prefer state-level health care programs to federal programs. We will find ways to reduce the 33% inefficiency imposed on American health care by insurance industry overhead and profits.

PUBLIC MORALTY -
We would agitate against all forms of gambling, including state lotteries, which prey on the poor and the poorly educated. We believe schools should place more emphasis on developing self-discipline and habits of good citizenship.

RECREATIONAL DRUGS -
The alcohol question is the Prohibition Party's unique, signature issue. Beverage alcohol is America's #1 narcotic drug problem.  We also oppose tobacco in all its forms: Alcohol and tobacco together are responsible for 40% of America's health care costs. Cannabis and so-called "hard drugs" such as heroin and cocaine account for a smaller, but still significant, share of the total public health bill.
    Prohibitionists oppose the traffic in all of these drugs - their production, transportation, and sale, except for medicinal use as regulated by the federal Food and Drug Administration. We believe a sustained program of education and legislation, building from the local to the national, is the best way to strengthen community disapproval of drug indulgence and enable a return to National Prohibition of all recreational drugs.
    We consider it immoral for government to subsidize the cultivation of tobacco and to promote exporting tobacco products to other countries; We would end business expense deductions for advertising tobacco and alcohol products. We support programs to assist tobacco farmers and vineyard owners in switching to alternative crops.

Hedges was one of the entries in the non-binding American Independent Party primary in California, where he finished 6th with 10.56%.

Running-mate Bayes' political views were considerably even more to the Right than the Party's platform. A look at his Facebook posts during the 2015-2016 campaign season presents a neo-Confederate Christian nationalist stance with polemic memes.

Bayes was a recent convert to the Party. A former Republican, he told Larrison Campbell of Mississippi Today, "But they keep leaning more and more left and I keep going, ‘Why are they doing this?’ When the state party supported John McCain in ’08, that was it. Because he may have an ‘R’ after his name, but everybody knows he’s a liberal Democrat."

On his status as the VP nominee, Bayes continued, "They wanted somebody a little bit younger, though I did turn 65 yesterday. A lot of them are older. They wanted to bring young blood in ... Prohibition, it’s not really the driving force of the Prohibition Party now. It is one of the planks. And of course it is the name, but primarily the Prohibition Party, and what drew me to it, is it’s the states rights party." On that subject he elaborated, "When you read about the founding of this country, and you see where we are today, you say, ‘Wait a minute. How did we get here?’ Of course, I believe it all changed in the Civil War ... What was the Civil War about? Well, it wasn’t about slavery. It was about an ever-encroaching federal government." 

His following quote to Ms. Campbell seems a bit ironic since the Prohibition Party was one of the earliest political groups to champion the cause of  women being full participants in the political process: "I will say I’m very pro-female, but females make a lot of decisions based on emotions. You’re emotional creatures far more than other people are. So with males, we think more logically, women think more emotionally. And the Democrats have always played on the emotions."

Hedges/Bayes were on the ballot in three states: Arkansas (0.42%), Mississippi (0.06%), and Colorado (0.01%). In Arkansas, a state where dry counties exist to this day, they placed 6th out of 8 on the ballot, ahead of the Constitution Party. In Arkansas County, Ark., they finished in third place. They were also registered write-ins in at least five other states.

Nationally they finished in 16th place. It was their greatest number of popular votes since 1988, over 10 times higher than 2012. In fact, their total combined vote from 1992-2012 was just slightly higher, 5,724 compared to 5,623 for 2016 alone.

Bayes' story will continue as part of the 2020 Prohibition Party VP profile.

Election history:
2017 - Hattiesburg (Miss.) City Council (Republican) - primary - defeated
2020 - Constitution Party nomination for US President - withdrew
2020 - US President (Prohibition Party) - withdrew

Other occupations: high school band director, manufacturing business

Notes:
Full disclosure: I have been honored by an occasional email correspondence with Mr. Hedges, who has graciously assisted me in the past with compiling some profiles. He has been unfailingly intelligent and thoughtful. He has also afforded me an opportunity to contribute a few small tidbits to the Prohibition Party's historical website.
Some sources list Bayes as "Bill V. Bayes."

Sunday, October 24, 2021

George Henry Walters

 



George Henry Walters, March 18, 1969 -

VP candidate for Independent (2016)

Running mate with nominee: Hagop Isaac Hagopian (b. 1971)
Popular vote: ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

On Oct. 9, 2016 Hagop Hagopian of Waltham, Mass. made the following post on Facebook--

With 31 days before Election Day, I'm considering announcing my candidacy for the Presidency. I'm liking my chances more and more as Election Day nears. Who wants to be my running mate?

In the course of the subsequent comments Hagopian mentioned that in the elections of 2008 and 2012 he had written-in Ron Paul with himself as the VP.

Hagopian's 2016 running-mate was George Walters, who responded to the call with two comments--

George Walters
Me! I could use the money and pension!

George Walters
Oh, and... serve the people of this great nation!


Walters appeared to be in the software industry. Like Hagopian, he was also a resident of Massachusetts which might have been problematic in the event of their victory since the Constitution has an untested snag concerning both candidates from the same state. On Election Day Walters announced the duo would run again in 2020 but apparently nothing came of that.

Election history: none

Other occupations: software

Notes:
Doesn't appear this campaign went beyond Facebook.


Thursday, October 21, 2021

John Ellis Bush

 











John Ellis Bush, February 11, 1953 (Midland, Tex.) -

VP candidate for American Peoples Party (aka American Party) (2016)

Running mate with nominee: Roger Alan Hoover (b. 1951)
Popular vote: 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

Roger Alan Hoover of New Port Richey, Fla. filed with the FEC for US President under the banner of the American Peoples Party on Oct. 31, 2016. Since he did not indicate on his form if he was running for the 2016 or 2020 election, the FEC defaulted to 2016.

Hoover introduced himself to potential voters on Facebook, apparently in the fall of 2016--

About Roger
I am a newly married candidate for President of the American States. If you write me in, HOOVER, I will work every day for you. Not collecting money, not selling Pooh hats, shirts, ties and whatever I think you will buy. I have invited the former NBA Basketball star, Bill Bradley to be my Integrity Ombudsman, if you know him or know somebody who knows him, please encourage him. This Hoover administration promises total visibility and I mean total, if I screw up, Rochelle will tell you how I screwed up, and then I will take the podium and answer questions every day and ask for your forgiveness. My mistakes will be mistakes of the head not the heart. Dick Cheney's were of the heart and he had to get a brand new one. That electric one was going to shock him into the next life. On Wednesday I have a meeting with a representative of the Communist Government of Vietnam. I am organizing a Forgive Me tour of Vietnam next August and September.  Command Sergeant Major Ted Daw will lead this delegation. This isn't like O'Bama. I killed more than 1,000 North Vietnamese civilians because my government told me to, not because I wanted to. If you knew me, you would know unequivocally this is true. I dropped Napalm on them in tunnels designed to protect them. Napalm is liquid plastic like Urethane mixed with gasoline. You may recall the young girl on the cover of Time magazine. I killed over a 1,000 of such girls, boys and men and women, all civilians. All burned to death with the burning gasoline clinging to their skin. So please America, let me apologize and let me begin to heal. All of Vietnam's, 80,000 soldier deaths and 200,000 suicide deaths were so Vietnamese children could make your Oneida silverware for a nickel less than when the factory was in New York on the Erie Canal. Maybe all of us should apologize, except Lady Bird Johnson RMK-BMJ sold to Haliburton in time for the Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan killing. General Eisenhower, we need your spirit now. I know John McCain is a lowly Ensign like 41 but I am promoting him to a 7 star General like myself and I guarantee upon my life, the mistakes of the past will not be repeated.


Hoover also claimed the late President Herbert Hoover was his uncle or great-uncle. One problem here is that the former President had one brother who was the father of daughters, not sons, meaning no one with the Hoover surname could be a nephew or great nephew of Herbert Hoover.

It would seem Hoover began his quest for the Presidency around June, 2016, if his Facebook entries are an indicator. It is difficult to ascertain how many of his statements were made as a form of jest. Hoover expressed a desire to have the following people as his running-mate: Bernie Sanders, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, Mark Cuban, and Mark Zuckerberg. He also offered to be the running-mate for Sanders, Cuban and Hillary Clinton.

Some of the less obscene Facebook samples during his campaign--

June 2, 2016
Donald, you are too stupid to get any of this but I'll try, others will get it. When I read about your father, I fell in love with him. He is not happy with you, in fact every time you come on TV, he turns his head in shame. That's between you and him. When he made that $1,000,000 loan to you so you could start your business, I so wished my dad could have too. That's ok, my dad gave me the gifts of civility, compassion, empathy, etc. Donald, with all of your deft, all you have is debt, debt outpaces your equity, with all your debt you couldn't buy any of those even though your father was rich in all of them. Now our dads lunch daily in my room in heaven. Your dad has asked me to verbally body punch you until you can't take any more and I have agreed. GET OUT OF THE RACE YOU DUMB ASS! Even I don't want to see what I am going to do to you. Weak independent candidate my ass, my nickname is THE TASMANIAN DEVIL. You should jet down to Tasmania before you continue this folly. If you do drop out I will totally show you how to save your ass and return to relevance! You've been warned BLOW HARD!

June 4, 2016
Hi everyone, I forgot, the Secret Service monitors my posts, appears Donald is afraid I will get to him and hurt him. Disney shared my practice incident report with Donald which was accurate in all details, Donald my details are always spot on. I'll start off with a general statement and then move to specifics. I want no harm to come to Donald. If it does, it won't be at my hands. I like Donald and want to show him the way back to his Zen. Donald, I'll give you a hint, it involves making billions for you but DOES NOT INVOLVE HOTELS. You've been there done that. When I say, I'm coming for you, that's what all candidates say to each other, I did not say, I'm gunning for you. When I say I'm going to unleash a flurry of verbal body blows on you, I mean, sticks and stones will break your bones but words will never hurt you. I only have words for you Donald, but I have eyes for Milani. I only have eyes for her!


June 6, 2016
TRUMP'S BULL ALBUQUERQUE!!
I will predict that Donald will not show his birth certificate. Who will give 5 million dollars to Creation Kids if Donald does not show his birth certificate . I wondered why Donald went so far off the tracks about President Barry Soetoro's Birth Certificate . It's because Donald knows the best defense is a strong offense. Donald knew that his Birth Certificate would come under scrutiny . He knew he could not withstand that. So thus the attack on President Soetoro. Donald pull up your Trump big boy panties and show us your original birth certificate. What was your given name Donald?


June 17, 2016
People who apparently live in LAX are asking me am I running as a Republican, a Democrat or an Independent. Due to the lack of communicative skills in Washington this is all I know. As of TODAY, I am running, Bernie is running, Mark Cuban is running, Hilclimber 3 Hotel is running and Donald is running. Who's on top, who's on bottom, who's power and whose passive, I have no idea. I can go with most match ups but there are some I can't, I won't. Oh, I left out The President. Can't serve any more terms, true but he can sacrifice 2 more. You see, Donald, the dumb ass he is was more concerned with where Barry was born rather than who was born. Barry Soetoto was on the b/s. But Barack Obama (a non person) has been allowed to serv. President Barry Soetoto hasn't served a day and is elegible for 8 years Presidential Candidate
Roger Alan Hoover also 8.
Now Dumb ass Donald has his own problems, born a twin Donald's heart failed, dad made the painful decision to save the boy with the girl's heart. Problem, the girl's birth certificate is the surviving one. The small hands, no blood while heart transplanted. He dumb ass, I gave you many chances to get out with dignity and a super income , now I never want to see your lying dumb ass. Why don't you make money for your supporters like  Warren Buffet.


June 19, 2016
Fathers Day Tribute to Herbert Clark Hoover, 31st President of the United States. Though I never met you, thanks for passing the presidential genes to me.   
HOOVER 2016

To all of those doubters and haters who think I can't get elected and those that want to continue bullying me, Albuquerque YOU!
I love Muhammed Ali  and have since the Cashious days. I am dedicating the first year of my presidency to curing Parkinson's. It will be called whatever my hero wants it called to honor him and to make it easier for me to text.
HOOVER 2016.

Bernie, I'll run with you, top or bottom.  YES

Hilclimbrr 3 Hotel. Hillary, I don't know what I ever did to deserve this but if God says I must pay my debt, then I must pay it. Many love you, many love me, many loved Herbert Hoover 31, I'd rather win with a woman than lose with a man. Don't drag this out, give a quick answer, may I be your running mate, the man 2nd string banana Vice President?


June 29, 2016
I would be willing to leave Roe v. Wade in exchange for a national sterilization bill. All 12 year old girls would be sterilized unless they could prove they possess the Intelligence and compassion to become a mother. For the few that slip through the system, there's still the abortion option. That way a woman from age 12 and up can have unprotected sex to her heart's desire  knowing she's already "gotten rid of it".

July 9, 2016
All of you Facebook idiots. Pay attention, I'm only going to say this once. I am not sick, I do not have a mental illness. I have a brain injury that occurs when you napalm men, women and children. A BRAIN INJURY. Look it up in your "My little Pony" dictionary. Leave me alone if you don't know what an Albuquerque brain injury is!


July 13, 2016
I am a member of NRA. I support the 2nd. I am also an ordained minister running for nomination with Mark Cuban, I believe if we are elected, have all the guns you like. Modern bullets were not covered by the 2nd. The Product Safety Commission will rule them unsafe to humans and they will be banned and illegal. Mark and I are committed to stop murder, it's affecting recruiting at the Mavericks.

July 20, 2016
Mark Cuban and i are on the ballot in TN, i wonder about the other 49??

An open letter to ISIS. You have decided to fight the United States of America on a house to house guerrilla warfare basis plus cut the heads of little children off. Ok, game on, we accept your challenge. If Mark Cuban or Mark Zuckerberg and myself get on all 50 ballets as the American Party or if the fine citizens of this land write us in, this is what will happen my first day in office. We will begin to pay $100,000.00 in local currency to anyone who gives us the GPS coordinates of an ISIS members house. Once we have those coordinates we will send a $250,000 HELL FIRE MISSILE in your house. No one will survive, trust me, not your nana and not your precious bubala. We will gladly pay $350,000 to end your reign of terror and return our world to a peaceful coexistence. If we send a missile to the wrong house, ooops, our bad! You can not share this and live in fear the rest of your life or share it and help me get elected. Other postings at Roger Hoover, Paris, TN. Roger Alan Hoover and Mark Cuban.


So, America, you get to pick my Vice President. I love and respect each of these gentlemen equally. This may be the only race you truly get to decide. For President, write me in Roger Alan Hoover, great nephew of the 31st President, Herbert Clark Hoover, be sure and write in Roger Alan Hoover for President. Then for Vice President either Mark Cuban or Mark Zuckerberg, your choice.

July 26, 2016
NATO, yeah right!
How about USATO
HOOVER - Head of the American Party, write him in on November 8th.
Ivanka - Yes or No
As president in 8 years, you need to be decisive, right Neurosurgeon Ben Carson, I'm coming to you after Bernie, heads up, patients are coding!

Aug. 5, 2016
I have confirmed with the Federal Communications Commission that I am a qualified, bona fide, certified candidate for the office of the Presidency of the American States in accordance with:
Section 73.1940 of the United States Code [47 CFR Pp 73.1940]. I understand the atheists in the US Government do not believe in miracles but as my previous Post and Tweet state, God is still in the miracle business. Soon you will hear from a mostly deaf young man who will rock your world and light up Twitter.
On November 8th, as I celebrate my birthday in Italy with my Opus you will witness another miracle performed by the Supreme Court as they award me the Presidency as they did my predecessor President George W. Bush, {hi Laura} [hi President George Herbert Walker Bush] (I know Herbert was for my great uncle the 31st President but who is 'Walker for?, a Texas Ranger?) {hi Barbara - Bush Bush Clinton, yep time for another HOOVER} Barbara, is there any way you could talk JEB into being my VP, I really love him, he knows from the letters I sent him in Tallahassee, tell him the law suit over Jackson County wasn't personal, it was for the children, and I dropped it and you know why!
Ok, focus!! News networks, and I use the term loosely, I really mean lackies to the 6 companies that control US News and World

Reports, and I use the term loosely. If you continue to ignore my candidacy referenced above, you will be very foolish, because you will not have one employee approved for the White House Press Corps and I will hold a briefing every day at 5:30 Eastern that will run to 6:30 Eastern. YOU WILL NOT HAVE ONE PERSON ON THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS DETAIL.
Further, after consulting with my Summa Cum Laude from UT Law and that's not TEXAS, he states that I do not have to make myself available to any NEWS Network that does not offer me equal access, so guess what Albuquerque Hole, I will not talk to you after November 8th if you do not talk to me before November 8th. So go ahead PUNK, how many votes do you think you have out of the 8? I know I have 8 so go ahead PUNKS, MAKE MY DAY! Clint, Please no empty chair speeches, the girls thought it was creepy, put some of these NETWORK IDIOTS in that chair and go to town, I love your body of work!

Aug. 17, 2016
Is there any chance at all that one of the fine Generic Companies making meds for the VA. Let me just stop here and tell hill if she takes the job NO MORE GODDAMN GENERICS HILLARY, THAT IS YOUR LESSON ONE, LEARN IT WELL OR I WILL HIRE MONICA LEWINSKI AS YOU ATTACHE'. I think one of my medicines has been filled as Ambien instead of what it should be, how can we check that out and what does Hemoglobin have to do with any of this. IS SOMEONE ELSE TRYING TO KILL ME. Hey Secret Service I am a bona fide, qualified, certified candidate for President of the United States of America who polled much higher than trump or Xclinton last week on Twitter. What else do you want and engrave invitation.
Secret Service, if you are not too busy with the WHORES in Cartagena would you please come protect me?


I'm going to be making the oval office square, I'm not changing it just with me an old school guy who believes in honesty, integrity, honor other peoples property like Palestine and don't take a life, let God do it, eventually He will get around to every single one of us. Let Him decide the time. Allah really does know best. Love to all.

Sept. 5, 2016
Mr. Trump and Mrs. Clinton, let's save the country any further division. Both of you DROP OUT OF THE RACE TODAY, LABOR DAY. Mr. Trump, you will be my Business Plenipotentiary with no salary but 10% of contracts and treaties, 20% of Whistle Blower (I have a big Blue Tarp one for you), you should make $100 Billion per year if not more. You will be my Business Plenipotentiary, please have Eric Trump look it up and read it to you.
Mrs. Clinton, I will pardon you of all crimes and misdemeanors 1 minute into my inaugural speech, you will be my Veteran's Plenipotentiary. Seven Star General John McCain and myself will accompany you on 416 Monday field inspections. Generals will fear your footsteps. After 8 years under my wing man, you will be the first woman president of the United States of America, I will work night and day to insure it. Come on team, play nice, it is my destiny to be  the 45th or 46th President, let's make it happen. It's good for me and it's good for America. It's very good for those that make it happen. I've shown you how. So, cast your vote for America.

Sept. 16, 2016
Birther Issue: Mr. Donald Trump, Eric Trump are your dad's hands so small he can't get his birth certificate out of the safe deposit box and publish it here on FaceBook? Come on Donald, were you born in the United States?

Oct. 7, 2016
If you don't think the billionairs like Warren Buffet and the Koch Brothers control US elections, consider this. I have made 2,000 FaceBook Posts and 1,800 Tweets and 27 videos since the election began. And I didn't say one newsworthy thing that a reporter somewhere would like to ask me about. Come on America, you are not as stupid as these Billionairs think you are, are you? On November 8th, 2016 when you go into the privacy of your voting device, write in the name HOOVER and show the people who stole this country from us, that we want it back and President Roger Alan Hoover, who cannot be bought for any amount of money is going to help us wrestle it out of your filthy, money grubbing, thieving hands once and for all. Reform will be the order of the day in addition to returning the USA to the most financially viable country in the world. Can I count on your vote America, it is my birthday after all. Give me the best present I could hope for and I will work every day of the next 8 years making your future brighter, your  children's future brighter, your grandchildren's future brighter and your great grandchildren's future brighter. Can you ask any more than that from me?


2016 was not kind to Jeb Bush, one of Hoover's desired running-mates. The son and sibling of Presidents, he was considered the dynastic front runner and strongest contender early in the primary season. Like many other establishment Republicans, he was steamrolled by an aggrieved wave of Right wing populism. Bush dropped out of the race on Feb. 20, 2016 and endorsed Sen. Ted Cruz. Of Trump, Bush famously predicted, "Donald Trump would be a chaos president. He would not be the commander in chief we need to keep our country safe."  Later he told the press he did not vote for either Clinton or Trump.

In the event of a Hoover/Bush victory the Constitutional problem of both candidates being residents of the same state might have been bypassed since it appeared Hoover was also resident of Tennessee.

Hoover did not appear on any ballots nor was he registered as a write-in in any state. In a Nov. 6, 2016 Youtube presentation he expressed a hope that Clinton and Trump would deadlock and as a result Congress would turn to Roger Hoover as the compromise choice.

Election history:
1994 - Governor of Florida (Republican) - defeated
1999-2007 - Governor of Florida (Republican)
2016 - Republican nomination for US President - defeated

Other occupations: banking, real estate, entrepreneur, Florida Secretary of Commerce

Notes:
After being greeted with silence following what he felt was a stirring speech during the 2016 primary, Bush implored the audience with an exasperated tone, "Please clap." The moment went viral, much to the candidate's detriment.

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Mark Elliot Zuckerberg

 





Mark Elliot Zuckerberg, May 14, 1984 (White Plains, N.Y.) -

VP candidate for American Peoples Party (aka American Party) (2016)

Running mate with nominee: Roger Alan Hoover (b. 1951)
Popular vote: 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

Roger Alan Hoover of New Port Richey, Fla. filed with the FEC for US President under the banner of the American Peoples Party on Oct. 31, 2016. Since he did not indicate on his form if he was running for the 2016 or 2020 election, the FEC defaulted to 2016.

Hoover introduced himself to potential voters on Facebook, apparently in the fall of 2016--

About Roger
I am a newly married candidate for President of the American States. If you write me in, HOOVER, I will work every day for you. Not collecting money, not selling Pooh hats, shirts, ties and whatever I think you will buy. I have invited the former NBA Basketball star, Bill Bradley to be my Integrity Ombudsman, if you know him or know somebody who knows him, please encourage him. This Hoover administration promises total visibility and I mean total, if I screw up, Rochelle will tell you how I screwed up, and then I will take the podium and answer questions every day and ask for your forgiveness. My mistakes will be mistakes of the head not the heart. Dick Cheney's were of the heart and he had to get a brand new one. That electric one was going to shock him into the next life. On Wednesday I have a meeting with a representative of the Communist Government of Vietnam. I am organizing a Forgive Me tour of Vietnam next August and September.  Command Sergeant Major Ted Daw will lead this delegation. This isn't like O'Bama. I killed more than 1,000 North Vietnamese civilians because my government told me to, not because I wanted to. If you knew me, you would know unequivocally this is true. I dropped Napalm on them in tunnels designed to protect them. Napalm is liquid plastic like Urethane mixed with gasoline. You may recall the young girl on the cover of Time magazine. I killed over a 1,000 of such girls, boys and men and women, all civilians. All burned to death with the burning gasoline clinging to their skin. So please America, let me apologize and let me begin to heal. All of Vietnam's, 80,000 soldier deaths and 200,000 suicide deaths were so Vietnamese children could make your Oneida silverware for a nickel less than when the factory was in New York on the Erie Canal. Maybe all of us should apologize, except Lady Bird Johnson RMK-BMJ sold to Haliburton in time for the Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan killing. General Eisenhower, we need your spirit now. I know John McCain is a lowly Ensign like 41 but I am promoting him to a 7 star General like myself and I guarantee upon my life, the mistakes of the past will not be repeated.


Hoover also claimed the late President Herbert Hoover was his uncle or great-uncle. One problem here is that the former President had one brother who was the father of daughters, not sons, meaning no one with the Hoover surname could be a nephew or great nephew of Herbert Hoover.

It would seem Hoover began his quest for the Presidency around June, 2016, if his Facebook entries are an indicator. It is difficult to ascertain how many of his statements were made as a form of jest. Hoover expressed a desire to have the following people as his running-mate: Bernie Sanders, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, Mark Cuban, and Mark Zuckerberg. He also offered to be the running-mate for Sanders, Cuban and Hillary Clinton.

Some of the less obscene Facebook samples during his campaign--

June 2, 2016
Donald, you are too stupid to get any of this but I'll try, others will get it. When I read about your father, I fell in love with him. He is not happy with you, in fact every time you come on TV, he turns his head in shame. That's between you and him. When he made that $1,000,000 loan to you so you could start your business, I so wished my dad could have too. That's ok, my dad gave me the gifts of civility, compassion, empathy, etc. Donald, with all of your deft, all you have is debt, debt outpaces your equity, with all your debt you couldn't buy any of those even though your father was rich in all of them. Now our dads lunch daily in my room in heaven. Your dad has asked me to verbally body punch you until you can't take any more and I have agreed. GET OUT OF THE RACE YOU DUMB ASS! Even I don't want to see what I am going to do to you. Weak independent candidate my ass, my nickname is THE TASMANIAN DEVIL. You should jet down to Tasmania before you continue this folly. If you do drop out I will totally show you how to save your ass and return to relevance! You've been warned BLOW HARD!


June 4, 2016
Hi everyone, I forgot, the Secret Service monitors my posts, appears Donald is afraid I will get to him and hurt him. Disney shared my practice incident report with Donald which was accurate in all details, Donald my details are always spot on. I'll start off with a general statement and then move to specifics. I want no harm to come to Donald. If it does, it won't be at my hands. I like Donald and want to show him the way back to his Zen. Donald, I'll give you a hint, it involves making billions for you but DOES NOT INVOLVE HOTELS. You've been there done that. When I say, I'm coming for you, that's what all candidates say to each other, I did not say, I'm gunning for you. When I say I'm going to unleash a flurry of verbal body blows on you, I mean, sticks and stones will break your bones but words will never hurt you. I only have words for you Donald, but I have eyes for Milani. I only have eyes for her!

June 6, 2016
TRUMP'S BULL ALBUQUERQUE!!
I will predict that Donald will not show his birth certificate. Who will give 5 million dollars to Creation Kids if Donald does not show his birth certificate . I wondered why Donald went so far off the tracks about President Barry Soetoro's Birth Certificate . It's because Donald knows the best defense is a strong offense. Donald knew that his Birth Certificate would come under scrutiny . He knew he could not withstand that. So thus the attack on President Soetoro. Donald pull up your Trump big boy panties and show us your original birth certificate. What was your given name Donald?


June 17, 2016
People who apparently live in LAX are asking me am I running as a Republican, a Democrat or an Independent. Due to the lack of communicative skills in Washington this is all I know. As of TODAY, I am running, Bernie is running, Mark Cuban is running, Hilclimber 3 Hotel is running and Donald is running. Who's on top, who's on bottom, who's power and whose passive, I have no idea. I can go with most match ups but there are some I can't, I won't. Oh, I left out The President. Can't serve any more terms, true but he can sacrifice 2 more. You see, Donald, the dumb ass he is was more concerned with where Barry was born rather than who was born. Barry Soetoto was on the b/s. But Barack Obama (a non person) has been allowed to serv. President Barry Soetoto hasn't served a day and is elegible for 8 years Presidential Candidate
Roger Alan Hoover also 8.
Now Dumb ass Donald has his own problems, born a twin Donald's heart failed, dad made the painful decision to save the boy with the girl's heart. Problem, the girl's birth certificate is the surviving one. The small hands, no blood while heart transplanted. He dumb ass, I gave you many chances to get out with dignity and a super income , now I never want to see your lying dumb ass. Why don't you make money for your supporters like  Warren Buffet.


June 19, 2016
Fathers Day Tribute to Herbert Clark Hoover, 31st President of the United States. Though I never met you, thanks for passing the presidential genes to me.   
HOOVER 2016

To all of those doubters and haters who think I can't get elected and those that want to continue bullying me, Albuquerque YOU!
I love Muhammed Ali  and have since the Cashious days. I am dedicating the first year of my presidency to curing Parkinson's. It will be called whatever my hero wants it called to honor him and to make it easier for me to text.
HOOVER 2016.

Bernie, I'll run with you, top or bottom.  YES

Hilclimbrr 3 Hotel. Hillary, I don't know what I ever did to deserve this but if God says I must pay my debt, then I must pay it. Many love you, many love me, many loved Herbert Hoover 31, I'd rather win with a woman than lose with a man. Don't drag this out, give a quick answer, may I be your running mate, the man 2nd string banana Vice President?


June 29, 2016
I would be willing to leave Roe v. Wade in exchange for a national sterilization bill. All 12 year old girls would be sterilized unless they could prove they possess the Intelligence and compassion to become a mother. For the few that slip through the system, there's still the abortion option. That way a woman from age 12 and up can have unprotected sex to her heart's desire  knowing she's already "gotten rid of it".

July 9, 2016
All of you Facebook idiots. Pay attention, I'm only going to say this once. I am not sick, I do not have a mental illness. I have a brain injury that occurs when you napalm men, women and children. A BRAIN INJURY. Look it up in your "My little Pony" dictionary. Leave me alone if you don't know what an Albuquerque brain injury is!

July 13, 2016
I am a member of NRA. I support the 2nd. I am also an ordained minister running for nomination with Mark Cuban, I believe if we are elected, have all the guns you like. Modern bullets were not covered by the 2nd. The Product Safety Commission will rule them unsafe to humans and they will be banned and illegal. Mark and I are committed to stop murder, it's affecting recruiting at the Mavericks.


July 20, 2016
Mark Cuban and i are on the ballot in TN, i wonder about the other 49??

An open letter to ISIS. You have decided to fight the United States of America on a house to house guerrilla warfare basis plus cut the heads of little children off. Ok, game on, we accept your challenge. If Mark Cuban or Mark Zuckerberg and myself get on all 50 ballets as the American Party or if the fine citizens of this land write us in, this is what will happen my first day in office. We will begin to pay $100,000.00 in local currency to anyone who gives us the GPS coordinates of an ISIS members house. Once we have those coordinates we will send a $250,000 HELL FIRE MISSILE in your house. No one will survive, trust me, not your nana and not your precious bubala. We will gladly pay $350,000 to end your reign of terror and return our world to a peaceful coexistence. If we send a missile to the wrong house, ooops, our bad! You can not share this and live in fear the rest of your life or share it and help me get elected. Other postings at Roger Hoover, Paris, TN. Roger Alan Hoover and Mark Cuban.

So, America, you get to pick my Vice President. I love and respect each of these gentlemen equally. This may be the only race you truly get to decide. For President, write me in Roger Alan Hoover, great nephew of the 31st President, Herbert Clark Hoover, be sure and write in Roger Alan Hoover for President. Then for Vice President either Mark Cuban or Mark Zuckerberg, your choice.


July 26, 2016
NATO, yeah right!
How about USATO
HOOVER - Head of the American Party, write him in on November 8th.
Ivanka - Yes or No
As president in 8 years, you need to be decisive, right Neurosurgeon Ben Carson, I'm coming to you after Bernie, heads up, patients are coding!

Aug. 5, 2016
I have confirmed with the Federal Communications Commission that I am a qualified, bona fide, certified candidate for the office of the Presidency of the American States in accordance with:
Section 73.1940 of the United States Code [47 CFR Pp 73.1940]. I understand the atheists in the US Government do not believe in miracles but as my previous Post and Tweet state, God is still in the miracle business. Soon you will hear from a mostly deaf young man who will rock your world and light up Twitter.
On November 8th, as I celebrate my birthday in Italy with my Opus you will witness another miracle performed by the Supreme Court as they award me the Presidency as they did my predecessor President George W. Bush, {hi Laura} [hi President George Herbert Walker Bush] (I know Herbert was for my great uncle the 31st President but who is 'Walker for?, a Texas Ranger?) {hi Barbara - Bush Bush Clinton, yep time for another HOOVER} Barbara, is there any way you could talk JEB into being my VP, I really love him, he knows from the letters I sent him in Tallahassee, tell him the law suit over Jackson County wasn't personal, it was for the children, and I dropped it and you know why!
Ok, focus!! News networks, and I use the term loosely, I really mean lackies to the 6 companies that control US News and World
Reports, and I use the term loosely. If you continue to ignore my candidacy referenced above, you will be very foolish, because you will not have one employee approved for the White House Press Corps and I will hold a briefing every day at 5:30 Eastern that will run to 6:30 Eastern. YOU WILL NOT HAVE ONE PERSON ON THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS DETAIL.
Further, after consulting with my Summa Cum Laude from UT Law and that's not TEXAS, he states that I do not have to make myself available to any NEWS Network that does not offer me equal access, so guess what Albuquerque Hole, I will not talk to you after November 8th if you do not talk to me before November 8th. So go ahead PUNK, how many votes do you think you have out of the 8? I know I have 8 so go ahead PUNKS, MAKE MY DAY! Clint, Please no empty chair speeches, the girls thought it was creepy, put some of these NETWORK IDIOTS in that chair and go to town, I love your body of work!


Aug. 17, 2016
Is there any chance at all that one of the fine Generic Companies making meds for the VA. Let me just stop here and tell hill if she takes the job NO MORE GODDAMN GENERICS HILLARY, THAT IS YOUR LESSON ONE, LEARN IT WELL OR I WILL HIRE MONICA LEWINSKI AS YOU ATTACHE'. I think one of my medicines has been filled as Ambien instead of what it should be, how can we check that out and what does Hemoglobin have to do with any of this. IS SOMEONE ELSE TRYING TO KILL ME. Hey Secret Service I am a bona fide, qualified, certified candidate for President of the United States of America who polled much higher than trump or Xclinton last week on Twitter. What else do you want and engrave invitation.
Secret Service, if you are not too busy with the WHORES in Cartagena would you please come protect me?

I'm going to be making the oval office square, I'm not changing it just with me an old school guy who believes in honesty, integrity, honor other peoples property like Palestine and don't take a life, let God do it, eventually He will get around to every single one of us. Let Him decide the time. Allah really does know best. Love to all.


Sept. 5, 2016
Mr. Trump and Mrs. Clinton, let's save the country any further division. Both of you DROP OUT OF THE RACE TODAY, LABOR DAY. Mr. Trump, you will be my Business Plenipotentiary with no salary but 10% of contracts and treaties, 20% of Whistle Blower (I have a big Blue Tarp one for you), you should make $100 Billion per year if not more. You will be my Business Plenipotentiary, please have Eric Trump look it up and read it to you.
Mrs. Clinton, I will pardon you of all crimes and misdemeanors 1 minute into my inaugural speech, you will be my Veteran's Plenipotentiary. Seven Star General John McCain and myself will accompany you on 416 Monday field inspections. Generals will fear your footsteps. After 8 years under my wing man, you will be the first woman president of the United States of America, I will work night and day to insure it. Come on team, play nice, it is my destiny to be  the 45th or 46th President, let's make it happen. It's good for me and it's good for America. It's very good for those that make it happen. I've shown you how. So, cast your vote for America.

Sept. 16, 2016
Birther Issue: Mr. Donald Trump, Eric Trump are your dad's hands so small he can't get his birth certificate out of the safe deposit box and publish it here on FaceBook? Come on Donald, were you born in the United States?

Oct. 7, 2016
If you don't think the billionairs like Warren Buffet and the Koch Brothers control US elections, consider this. I have made 2,000 FaceBook Posts and 1,800 Tweets and 27 videos since the election began. And I didn't say one newsworthy thing that a reporter somewhere would like to ask me about. Come on America, you are not as stupid as these Billionairs think you are, are you? On November 8th, 2016 when you go into the privacy of your voting device, write in the name HOOVER and show the people who stole this country from us, that we want it back and President Roger Alan Hoover, who cannot be bought for any amount of money is going to help us wrestle it out of your filthy, money grubbing, thieving hands once and for all. Reform will be the order of the day in addition to returning the USA to the most financially viable country in the world. Can I count on your vote America, it is my birthday after all. Give me the best present I could hope for and I will work every day of the next 8 years making your future brighter, your  children's future brighter, your grandchildren's future brighter and your great grandchildren's future brighter. Can you ask any more than that from me?

Facebook gazillionarie Mark Zuckerberg, one of Hoover's choices in his multiple running-mates, was ranked the 10th most powerful person in the world by Forbes magazine in 2016. One would wonder why he would accept the demotion of being Vice-president, or even President for that matter. In any case Zuckerberg was below the Constitutionally mandated age of 35 in 2016 and would have encountered a problem there in the event of an electoral victory.

Hoover did not appear on any ballots nor was he registered as a write-in in any state. In a Nov. 6, 2016 Youtube presentation he expressed a hope that Clinton and Trump would deadlock and as a result Congress would turn to Roger Hoover as the compromise choice.

Election history: none

Other occupations: Facebook co-founder, philanthropist

Notes:
Some might say that frequently mentioning former President Hoover as a campaign tactic is not exactly positive salesmanship.

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Trinity

 


Trinity, ca2015 -

VP candidate for  Independent (2016)

Running mate with nominee: Titus the Dog (b. ca2008)
Popular vote: 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

On Oct. 14, 2016 USA Today/Des Moines Register ran a video piece by Kyle Munson with a brief mock ad report about a Presidential ticket consisting of two canines from Des Moine, Iowa. Their names were Titus and Trinity.

Titus was an 8 year old male yellow Lab, Trinity a 1 year old Maltese-Pomeranian hybrid. The idea started with yard signs made as a prank by LaVal Anderson's mother, Maxine, who had them placed on the lawn of her daughter.  

Being residents of the same state, as well as being non-human, would have posed some Constitutional hurdles in the event of a Titus/Trinity victory.

Election history: none

Other occupations: dog

Notes:
Trinity's gender was not revealed in the news coverage.

Monday, October 18, 2021

Thor

 


Thor

VP candidate for Puppy Party (2016)

Running mate with nominee: Seven the Dog (b. ca2015)
Popular vote: 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

Seven the Dog, an Australian Shepherd from Oxnard, Calif. filed for US President with the FEC under the banner of the Puppy Party on Mar. 31, 2016.

A press release late in the electioneering presented some background--

 SEVEN THE DOG FOR PRESIDENT
October 12, 2016, Oxnard, CA -  Seven the Dog to the rescue! While Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump continue to do their their best to totally discredit each other, one candidate is staying above the fray. His name is Seven the Dog and he is the official 2016 Presidential Candidate for The Puppy Party.

His platform: A dog for every family and a bone for every dog! He's encouraging people to rescue dogs from the pound and calling on all dogs not to chew on the furniture (or shoes, humans hate having their shoes ruined).

The strong silent type, Seven does bark orders when necessary. He is currently putting together his cabinet. When elected, Seven is going to build a wall to keep all the cats out. He is going to have the cats pay for it!

Seven decided to throw his hat into the race after getting encouragement from his doggie friends who are worried about their human's visceral reaction to political attack ads on TV along with the negative news stories, debates and messages from each candidate.
 
Seven is a professional actor and model plus a therapy dog that visits children in the hospital. He is available for interview.

Media Contact:
Susan Hartzler
Alpha Dog Public Relations

Seven's 2016 campaign introduction on Facebook stated--

Seven the Dog is running for President of the United State in 2016! He's the strong silent type but he does bark orders. His official platform is: a dog for every family and a bone for every dog. When elected, Seven is going to build a wall to keep the cats out. He is going to have the cats pay for it!

A Facebook post on June 9, 2016 indicated late night TV talk show host Jimmy Kimmel might be the running-mate--

#JimmyKimmelLive I want you to be my Vice President! I know the importance of a good #2!!!!

But on June 15, 2016 the Seven for President Facebook ran this entry, taking the ticket a different direction--

Please share a picture of your dog and let me know what Cabinet Post he or she would like to hold.

Various dogs were awarded executive postions in the course of the comments, including this exchange including a photo of a beautiful German Shepherd--

Terry Young
Thor VP

Seven the Dog for President
What re Thor's accomplishments?

Terry Young
No $$$ from corps a big plus. Loves all people. High 5's. Speaks on command. No cheating with others. Loyal to all.who are loyal to him . Great bark.

Seven the Dog for President
I'd say YES!!!


Apparently Thor was also a California resident which would have posed a Constitutional problem in the event of a Seven the Dog/Thor victory although the canine status no doubt would have proved more legally daunting.

Seven the Dog ran again in 2020 for President but I could not identify any running-mate in that one.

Election history: none

Other occupations: dog

Notes:
Another mystery third party VP.

Sunday, October 17, 2021

George the Mutt

 




George the Mutt

VP candidate for Independent (2012, 2016)

Running mate with nominee: Milly the Dog
Popular vote (2012, 2016): 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote (2012, 2016): 0/538

The campaign (2012):

Milly the Dog, a pitbull mix from [PNW trvia alert!!!] Idaho, waged her Presidential campaign via Facebook. Some samples--

Feb. 18, 2012
I was out campaigning ALL day. Unfortunately I was on a leash so didn't get very far.

May 14, 2012
Two reason you should vote for ME tomorrow! #1 I have not put up any of those ugly signs you see all over (I have pee on a few though) and #2 I have NEVER called your house in the middle of dinner begging for votes!

May 24, 2012
I'm heading up a new committee to get more fire hydrants in this city. WHO'S WITH ME?!

Aug. 31, 2012
Are you sick of the media hype, finger pointing, lies and trash talk that goes on in an election year? Well I'm here to tell you as the 3rd choice for president this November I am taking a stand. I don't point fingers because I haven't got any. Trash? I eat trash for breakfast but I never speak it, and never has a lie crossed my fat slobbery lips. While I may not have a strong foreign policy I do have a Chihuahua as a running mate so that's ethnic diversity, right? And I can not see Russia from my house but do you know what I can see? The road, and that road leads straight to the heart of the American people. Move over Mitt and Obama, there's a new dog in town!


Sept. 2, 2012
Ahh, September. The smell of political banter fills the air. Either that, or someone needs to scoop the yard.

Sept. 8, 2012
I am proud to introduce my running mate, George. His go to attitude and confident style is just what this ticket needs. He is a strong believer in community out reach and picking up after your pets. I feel he will be the person who can begin to build bridges with our feline friends across the aisle as well as bring in the lady votes with his handsome, robust figure. Please cast your vote this November for the Milly/George ticket that can get this country on leash and on track!


In the photo, George does not appear to be the chihuahua mentioned earlier as the VP.

The campaign (2016):

More from Facebook--

Apr. 12, 2015
Ladies and gentlemen, dogs of every variety, it is with great excitement I bring you this long awaited news! After careful consideration, much soul searching (and a little treat searching), I have decided to once again throw my hat into the ring to be your president in 2016.
It will take all of you to help me make this dream a reality. Please feel free to like and share my page with your friends and family. I plan to run a clean campaign. I'll be the first to admit that last go around I engaged in some cat bashing that I'm not proud of. But all that is in the past.  2016 HERE I COME!

Aug. 28, 2015
Have you met my running mate yet? I know it's a bit early to declare my hand, but I couldn't wait to introduce him.  He's a real power house, cares  about our country, and graduated top of his obedience class.
George The Mutt cares deeply about many issues. Top on his list of concerns is to cut spending for the fat cats in Washington so it can be used for the people. He wants to start a grass roots movement to increase the number of fire hydrants in every city. George won't be happy until there's a fire hydrant every 20 feet! That's just the kind of go-getter attitude the people need!
Welcome aboard George!


It would appear both candidates were residents of the same state, which might have been Constitutionally problematic in the event of their victory. Oh, yeah, and another small detail-- they were dogs.

Election history: ?

Other occupations: dog

Notes:
Milly the Dog should not be confused with Mildred, a pug in Tennessee who also ran for President in 2016 under the Geezer Party. Her running-mate was a Great Pyrenees-Rottweiler mix named Captain Ron.

Saturday, October 16, 2021

Ed Tonsing's longtime friend and gay man

 

Ed Tonsing's longtime friend and gay man

VP candidate for Unaffiliated (2016)

Running mate with nominee: Edward Michael Tonsing (b. 1965)
Popular vote: ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

Ed Tonsing of Louisburg, Kan. filed as an Unaffiliated candidate for President with the FEC on Aug. 23, 2015.

Inspired, like hundreds of others, by the ease of filing as demonstrated by an Iowa teenager using the name "Deez Nuts," the auto mechanic and bassist for a Rock group called Last Nights Regret did not run a very aggressive campaign. "I signed up initially to just see how easy it was, you know, sort of on a lark. But you know what, I might just take it a bit more serious just to show America that anyone can throw their hat into the race," he told reporter Justin Wingerter.

Tonsing's stand on the issues--

--"I chose to run ‘unaffiliated,’ and most people perceive me to be heavily conservative but I have moved more toward libertarianism as of late."

--Legalize marijuana.

--Institute a flat tax.

--Replace Social Security with a trust fund of $300,000 for Americans upon turning age 18.

--"Our tax structure, combined with heavy regulation, has driven us away from making our own iron, steel, food, toys, clothes, etc. Government interference has literally choked us out of the manufacturing business."

--Abortion: "It is neither my business nor the government’s business to contribute to or deride morally or financially that decision."

--On personal politics: "The music world is filled with all the ranges of politics, and yet we get along regardless of our political differences because we have music in common. I have jammed with the most liberal of liberals and the most conservative of conservatives with often great results and with rarely more than a heated discussion or two ... Being in the music world gives one experience dealing with sensitive people that tend to have thin skin and can be easily offended. You either learn to walk on eggshells with confidence or you don’t stay in a band for very long ... I don’t want to hurt peoples’ feelings, but sometimes a toe does need stepped on."

His running-mate was described in Wingerter's article in one cryptic sentence: "Tonsing’s choice for vice president would be a longtime friend and gay man whom he describes as 'more conservative than most self-proclaimed conservatives.'"

Election history: ?

Other occupations: ?

Notes:
Another mystery third party VP.

Monday, October 11, 2021

Benjamin Bridges Lewis

 










Benjamin Bridges Lewis, January 19, 1948 (Tallahassee, Fla.) -

VP candidate for Restoration Party (2016)

Running mate with nominee: James Dominick Carvin (b. 1958)
Popular vote: ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

James Carvin of Tallahassee, Fla. filed with the FEC for US President with No Party Affiliation on Mar. 7, 2016. He had announced his intention on Facebook, Feb. 22, 2016 and around the same time created the Restoration Party.

Carvin worked as an Uber driver. Jeff Burlew of the Tallahassee Democrat on Oct. 21, 2016 reported that Carvin was--

-- a self-described entrepreneur, theologian, writer and inventor, admits he has zero chance as an unofficial write-in candidate. But the colorful Carvin, who wears a top hat and rainbow suspenders behind the wheel of his 2009 Kia Rondo, says he’d make a far better commander in chief. And he insists he isn’t nuts for running in the first place. "What presidential candidate does not qualify as crazy?” he joked. “There’s a borderline between genius and crazy, and I’m perfectly comfortable dancing on that little tight wire. I have never been put in a loony bin — not yet.”

... Carvin is a native of Westchester County, New York, and is married with two sons. He has a wildly varied resume, from teaching at a South Florida school devoted to end times prophecy to making pies at Pizza Hut. He moved to Tallahassee in 2014 and now spends much of his working life giving rides to college students around campus.


A wordy candidate, Carvin spelled out his detailed stand on the issues in several online venues. Given the nature of his writing style and the limitations of the form, Facebook was perhaps not the most ideal soapbox but in sorting through his many posts the following entry seems to sum up his place on the political spectrum--

Mar. 3, 2016
Day 11: The past ten days I've spelled out my proposals and priorities as I will continue doing until election day so that you know what a vote for me represents. Today I am going to discuss the core values of my presidential bid and I will clarify why I am running. It is not a joke, though some first laughed. It is not to get attention as an egotist, though I know I can be prideful and arrogant. Neither is it because I am an opportunist, even if I am one. Nor is it even because I believe in my proposals, which I think are the right solution to our nation's problems and I think you'll agree.

I mentioned previously that I am a pragmatist. Pragmatism, politically speaking, refers to focusing on achieving short term goals rather than pursuing unachievable ideals. A write-in candidate does not expect to become the president of the United States. Seven states don't even allow writing in names on their ballots. Typically a write-in vote, where it is permitted, is an objection vote. It is an effective way of registering an opinion. By organizing a write-in campaign the goal, in my case at least, is to send a signal. If you find that the proposals I am outlining are not found in either the Republican Party Platform or the Democratic Party Platform, then I have a question for you. How would these policies ever get implemented? The answer is they can't. The reason is simple. The people do not possess the power to make it happen because certain existing powers stand in their way.


It is sad to think that in what we call a democracy, the people do not have the power to implement solutions that could fix what ails their country. Who holds the power in this country?

1. The very wealthy ... and this expresses in the form of ...
2. Special interests like big pharma, big oil, big retail, big banks, big insurance, big health, big telecom, big law, big food, big media, big military, big government, big crime, and big political parties.

Many people used to call this an industrial-military complex. Any way you look at it, it is not a Democracy. It is not even a Republic. It is an oligarchy. And that, my friends, is what is making it impossible to implement sensible ideas. If you are proud of American values and ideals, then you must make them a reality. Otherwise you are living a sham.

Now if you have been following me daily, you realize that none of these powers is my friend. It is my intention to restore small business to the many, wealth to the many and power to the many against the immediate interests of those now in power. Beyond this, I would like to restore vision to the many, peace and security to the many and hearts of gold to the many. Weary from the abuses we have been experiencing in a deteriorating society, many of us have become cynical. We've stopped trying. We've lost hope.


It might seem that a pragmatic approach to politics ought to involve working with the powers that be rather than against them. Actually, I am not against any of these things. In the long term, every one of these big entities except big crime and big political parties benefits more if the policies I am promoting are implemented. The rich will also benefit through the trickle up economics I will be advocating. And I will be harping much on that in the days ahead. But otherwise, what I want to focus on today is restoring power to the people, what that means and how that works. The reason I am running is in order to begin the process of restoring power to the people. Are you tired of feeling like a pawn in a game that is bigger than you?

Let's look at how all this works. First, recognize with certainty that the two dominating political parties, Republican and Democrat have fixed policies in their platforms. Americans are thus forced to decide on which group they agree with the most. Maybe they favor less gun control or more, maybe they're anti-abortion but against foreign wars. Maybe the opposite. The point is, this is all these two political parties are offering anyone. Unless they nominate someone who doesn't actually represent their platform, we wind up with the same old misrepresentation that we've been having since these parties were formed and that's not going to change. If you value change, then you've got to make change happen yourself. You are foolish to depend on centuries old political parties to make that happen. As soon as any moderate candidate gets elected, they are still beholden to the party that elected them. Therefore, what you get is the policies that platform promotes. They are puppet leaders.

There is nothing wrong with party platforms. The problem is there aren't enough of them. What we need is better puppeteers. We have two right now - a two party system, when what we should have is a hundred - a hundred party system and we need them to be free from the powers that be that are controlling them. In America we value choice so much that nearly half of us think it is even more important than the right to life itself. Isn't it ironic that we continue to limit our choices to two - election cycle after election cycle?

As a pragmatist I look for achievable goals. And now let me tell you a little something about myself. I am a taxi cab driver, or was but now I'm an Uber driver, along with being an inventor, an entrepreneur and now for the first time, a politician. I speak on behalf of the people from life on the street. I speak for the addicts who have entered my cab and become my repeat customers and friends and overcome their addictions. If nobody else knows that what seems impossible sometimes is possible, these people in successful recovery know.

There is a power of addiction that is going hand in hand with our addiction to all the big entities I've mentioned in today's post. In fact, I could just call the whole thing "big addiction." The American people have been stuck on it. My goal. My heart. My passion. My desire. My hope. My belief is that big addiction can end and become big recovery and big restoration.


Yet anyone familiar with addiction is aware that you've got to learn to let go. Let me talk about letting go. We pray for the strength to accept the things we cannot change, the courage to change the things that we can and the wisdom to know the difference. That statement is like the pragmatist's motto. We let go of the things we can't change. Yet, if you think about it, the people that are praying this prayer are all addicts. You don't have to be a substance abuser to be an addict, by the way. You can be addicted to almost anything.

The word "addiction" comes from a Greek word meaning "oppression." A person who has never had a sip of liquor in their life can be oppressed by poverty, oppressed by class, oppressed by ideogy. Alanon attendees recite this same prayer at their meetings too. They recognize that some of the factors contributing to their relationship to the substance abusers they love is a form of addiction - things like the need for approval. They need to examine their own hearts closely through a deliberate and often heart-wrenching moral inventory in order to be restored to sanity.

This analogy, phenomenon actually, carries over to the world of big politics and the big entities that are presently in control of it. We can overcome any power, any big entity or small entity - one step at a time, one person at a time so long as we realize the need to take these deliberate courageous steps.

America is addicted, oppressed by a two party system and the first step is to admit we are powerless over this addiction and that it is making our lives unmanageable, recognizing it as such - it is a power too great for us to defeat without help and it is ruining us as a country. The second step is to believe that there is a power greater than ourselves - that there is help - and a third is placing trust in that help. From there we will courageously look at what our problems are. We will no longer hide from them. We will turn the music down that is distracting us and face them in all of their ugliness. And then we will take action to restore health and sanity to our world, each person doing their own part. We will no longer repeat the insanity of blaming others for our big problems even though an endless trail of blame is always easy to find. We will simply become the remedy. We will focus on what we can change individually.

So back to pragmatism. Each one of the big entities I've named, and others I haven't listed is oppressing us, blocking us from implementing solutions that would heal our nation, restoring us to sanity, peace, prosperity, proper management, sustainability, politics that are not always about blame, and universal dignity and respect in what our founding fathers referred to simply as, "brotherhood." No one looks at political campaigning these days and sees respect. They see nothing but blame and cut throat dysfunction in a realm without remedy. I come with the only right prescription for our country so far that I've seen - the one that addresses each of the true causes, having inventoried through them. I will now face them and challenge you to be courageous by joining me and doing the same. What exactly is it that I think I can change by running for president at this time? What are my immediate achievable goals?

My answer to that question is very reasonable:


1. Publish the inventory of problems I have identified and their solutions.
2. Ask for help in distributing these solutions proposed through funding and volunteer re-tweets, shares, group invites and cross-referencing. Check out the attached meme for examples.
3. Send a strong signal to the media and to the status quo by voting for me at the polls in November instead of the Republican or Democratic nominee, resulting in a historically high write-in response.
4. Determine what non-profit entities need to arise or be enhanced from such a response assuming significant support is generated after dialog with the developing community of supporters.
5. Consider creating a new party platform after the 2016 election. Since this would arise from the community rather than me, the platform would carry forward some or all of the proposals in my presidential platform, would set forth rules for nominating its own candidates, create a budget through member subscriptions and ongoing support and brand itself, doing all that is needed to compete withe the parties now dominating our political system. I think that laying the ground work for what I would call the "Restoration Party" is achievable through this campaign.
In short, nobody (including myself) believes that I or anyone else would be capable of effecting the changes I am proposing as a write-in no party affiliation candidate in 2016 but that is not my immediate goal. My goals are longer term but begin with these short term objectives - those listed above and I think they are achievable. Don't you?


If you are looking for a potential candidate for 2020, let me also be the first to tell you that although I am a Christian I have visited brothels and strip clubs, smoked marijuana, seen drug deals, made mistakes on my taxes, and plenty else that probably would discount me from passing a presidential vetting process, though the majority of it would not only be unproveable but untrue. One thing you will not find, however, is me lying about any of it.

For the record, I remain faithful to my wife of 25 years despite much hardship and loss of health and have lived a life of constant service to others, being hurt plenty but never hurting anyone, including her. My entrance into houses of ill repute, as they are called, has been to retrieve my regular taxi clients, a number of whom remain close friends to this day and she knows by name. I am not a superhuman with complete mastery over the flesh like Jesus is thought to be but I am a mostly very decent man who wishes to challenge others to treat every person with respect, including those who by choice or force engage in taboo professions.


May I on that note add a pet peeve on their behalf? No one is allowed to use the N word because it hurts when it is derogatory. Stop using the B word and the W or H word for the same reason because they are derogatory toward women. You are not better than anybody else and use of those words is hate speech in plain sight. I am here campaigning because I wish to restore dignity to each person. Even jailed criminals who've had their rights taken from them are human beings. I have seen both men and women treat others as if they had no souls. There is no one without a soul. There is no one that is inhuman. The only inhumanity is the very attitude that regards others that way, whether they are of other belief systems, cultures, races, sexual orientations, abilities, classes or professions. I've seen the homeless treated with disrespect this way too. If this campaign was to successfully initiate a Restoration Party by this or any other name, such a view concerning human dignity would be among its core values. It's not just about tolerance. It's about dignity. As for me, and this certainly would not be required of other platform supporters, I believe in God. And I believe that God views each person with immeasurable dignity and respect because God made them each individually and loves them. I believe God knows God's work is excellent. We think we've made great progress with civil rights and tolerance, but we are still at the starting line.  

Therefore before attacking me for my faults consider your own. In the days ahead I will continue to lay out my specific proposals on every issue. I hope you can recognize that in every case I have offered sensible solutions with the achievable goal in mind of laying the groundwork necessary for the type of platform described above. It is not because I am playing some sort of game. This is the real thing. Thank you for your support in the coming days. This country needs your help. In the attached meme you will find a short list of things that each one of you, if you agree with these goals, can and should do.

Gratefully,
James Carvin
2016 Presidential Candidate
No Party Affiliation
Write-In

Carvin's posts did suggest philosophical alliances with a few conspiracy theories, such as Obama birtherism, existence of a Deep State, and the Clinton death list. Facebook would occasionally tag his posts with a fact check insertion, mostly involving claims regarding Hillary Clinton. Starting around Sept. 2016 Carvin began wearing an attention-grabbing top hat and colorful suspenders as part of his public brand.

The Restoration Party 2016 platform could be found on the Party's webpage--

Party Platform

The Restoration Party is both conservative and liberal. We believe in sufficient regulation on the one hand to protect the environment and the common good, but limited government for the sake of fiscal responsibility.

Our central purpose is the restoration of government back to the service of the people, government of, for and by the people and restoration to sanity. On issues between conservatives and liberals we listen to all sides. We are lobby independent.

Our core values are represented in the major acts of the Restoration Party Manifesto as follows:

    1. The Neutral Tax – turns all revenue generation over to the states and eliminates the 74,000 pages of IRS tax code. The states send a check to the Federal government for its services. Red states can have red solutions such as Reaganomics and blue states blue solutions like Keynesianomics if they choose. Each state will be unhindered by the changing of US presidents every four years. They will compete with each other to be the most favorable states to live in. The Neutral Tax is consistent with the philosophy of government that is by the people because it gives the states the ability to decide what is best.
    2. Neutral Health – there are many ways to improve the quality and reduce the cost of health care while ensuring that all citizens have coverage, especially the most vulnerable. Neutral Health lets each state make the decision as to what will work best within its own context and according to the opinion of its own voter base. Each state competes with other states on both health and taxation.
    3. Term Limits for Congress – we support a six year term limit for Congress members. Congress will not vote itself out of office so we will seek the second option of the fifth amendment for this and other measures to reduce term limits to six years. That way Congress won’t be campaigning while in office and their sole function will be to serve the public as they were elected to do.
    4. Anti-Corruption Acts – we will fight for the end of corruption in government. We will support an abridged American Anti-Corruption Act that is consistent with our Neutral Tax plan, implemented locally by state. It will eliminate the revolving door of hiring Congress members whose terms end for the lobbies they have helped. It will seek out the original intentions of the 1974  FEC laws and close loopholes for SuperPACs, PACs and lobby bundlers. It will seek to assist small donors and independents to have an equal voice in government. In this way government will be restored as a service to the people, of the people, by the people and for the people.
    5. The Equality of Influence Act – we will seek to break up the media monopolies through state initiated tax laws that generate subsidies for smaller media company start ups and independent voices in order to restore journalism to its original function of service to the people rather than service to the political parties and elites who own and secretively rule them.
    6. The American Prosperity Act – we will call for an immediate freeze on cost of living adjustments (COLA) for all government employees including Congress until such a time as the average and median wage of the private sector is equal to or greater than that of the public sector average and median wage. This includes benefits. This act will force the government to make America prosperous again and serve the people they are hired to serve rather than themselves.
    7. The Fiscal Responsibility Act – we will call for the ever-growing national debt, now at almost twenty trillion dollars to be paid off. America has not yet made the first mortgage payment on this debt. It is misleading not to include payment on this debt to our expense sheet in our government accounting. At zero percent interest a 30 year loan repayment is more than $600 Billion annually when amortized. At 3% the figure rises to over one trillion dollars annually. These figures need to be added to our annual budget on the expense side and never ignored again. Annual budgets must also be balanced. Working together with the Neutral Tax, each state must pay off their corresponding portion of this debt until it is paid in full. Fiscal responsibility will make America prosperous again by strengthening the US dollar, lowering the rate of inflation and increasing employment.
    8. The Better Voting Systems Act – We will advocate for better voting machines and processes so that elections can’t be rigged in the future. We will eliminate gerrymandering through a call to geographic, rather than geopolitical boundary making. We will call for range voting to replace plurality voting so that voters no longer have to choose between the least of two evils. We will seek to overturn the electoral counting system so that there is no longer a winner takes all system in elections. We will do this so that we can be represented by our government fairly, understanding that the two party system has neither represented us nor produced anything but tyranny for the American people.
    9. The Military Repentance Act – the purpose of the American military is defense domestic and abroad. As a superpower we have confused our economic interests with our geopolitical interests and we have cultivated enemies by meddling in regime changes. We must resist military engagement even when there is just cause except where America’s defenses are at risk. The Military Repentance Act is a comprehensive act that recognizes that America’s military and policing role both at home and abroad has not always had good results. Reparations are appropriate in many cases. Sincere apologies are called for. We need to admit that we have not been perfect and commit ourselves to service and healthy alliances that are not strictly for financial gain, as they often have been in the past. The Act will forbid the sale of weapons to any foreign government or private entity. The Act will also demand the permanent financial assistance of our veterans, especially those who are wounded, and their families as we owe a great debt of gratitude for their sacrifice for our country.

America will only be great again through repentance. We have blood on our hands. Our government has been self-serving. We need to be restored to a right relationship with our own people and with the world. It is simply the right thing to do. It is simply the right way to govern with justice. Being restored to fiscal responsibility, we will do what is good and right and create a better world. These are the core values of the Restoration Party as outlined in the Restoration Party Manifesto.

10. Having understood these values, each Restoration Party Member is asked to make a pledge as follows …

    "As I pledge my allegiance to the Restoration Party, I express my commitment to work to restore government to the people, for the people and by the people of America and to seek out and support representatives, policies and legislation locally and nationally to that end. I affirm that government must be limited in size so that it does not create a burden of debt and that its purpose is to serve the people rather than use them. I am proud to be an American not because America’s past is fully honorable but because I hold a vision for a future America that humbly progresses toward a better, more peaceful world, where hunger and homelessness are eliminated, where healthcare is affordable and available for all, where equality of rights and dignity is not just legislated but apparent in relationships, where our environment is preserved responsibly for future generations, where abundance is measured in terms of quality of life for all and not just the few, and where freedom exists in a balance for the common good and every citizen has a voice. To that end I will seek to break up media monopolies and end the two party system through every reform necessary while putting an end to voter fraud. I will no longer allow America to be a corporatocracy, aristocracy, oligarchy or plutocracy. I will seek term limits for Congress and to end systemic corruption so there is no advantage to career politics. I will demand that our government both live within its means and pay off its debts until it owes nothing. I will respect the separation of church and state and the freedom of speech and thought, while cherishing worthy values. I recognize that our past and present is in many ways dysfunctional and I will seek to restore our nation to sanity and to move step by step towards maximized awesomeness."


In a Sept. 10, 2016 Facebook post Carvin captioned a video with "I need to introduce my running mate." Benjamin B. Lewis is shown busking at night next to a sign proclaiming "Save the Clitoris" but then the camera pans away to record the numerous signs and stuffed toys festooning the singer's ancient Volvo station wagon parked nearby. Some examples of the vehicular public proclamations:

Circumcision creates killers
Jesus is Lord
Circumcision is evil
Circumcision causes brain damage
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
John 7:238:40- ...
Luke: 6,9
Face it-- abortion kills a person
Pray to end abortion
The Jesus is Lord Party
Peace
Love
Lewis for President
Benji for President

Yes, Carvin selected a rival Presidential candidate as his running-mate, although it is not clear if Benjamin B. Lewis who was running under the banner of the Jesus is Lord Party was aware this honor was granted to him. Given Carvin's whole stage presence, it is also within the realm of possibility this Vice-Presidential choice was possibly made in the spirit of mock praise. Hard to tell.

Lewis had been a local public figure long before 2016 as an anti-circumcision activist along with his brother Van Lewis (1943-2011). Benjamin had been a long-time Scientologist before embracing Christianity.

Years later on Facebook Lewis recalled the episode surrounding his Presidential announcement--

Aug. 28, 2019
A FEW DAYS AFTER APRIL13th, 2014, I ANNOUNCED THAT I WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE USA AT A REST AREA ON AN INTERSTATE IN NEWBERRY, SOUTH CAROLINA. MANY PEOPLE SAID THAT THEY WOULD VOTE FOR ME. THEN TWO NEWBERRY POLICE OFFICERS CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE AND I TOLD THEM THAT I WOULD LEAVE AND GO CAMPAIGN IN COLUMBIA SOUTH, CAROLINA. I WENT ON TO COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA & DEMONSTRATED AGAINST CIRCUMCISION WITH MY "CIRCUMCISION KILLS" SIGN. A DRUNK MAN VERBALLY ASSAULTED ME AND SAID HE WAS GOING TO "BEAT ME TO A PULP". I WENT TO A NEARBY POLICE STATION AND WHEN I TOLD THE POLICE OFFICER WHAT HAPPENED AND THAT THE MAN WAS DRUNK,AND MIGHT GET IN A CAR AND HARM SOMEONE, THE POLICE OFFICER ARRESTED ME FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT!!! (he had seen my car with california plates on it and anti circumcision bumper stickers, i guess, because he said, WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA!!!). i spent the night in jail and was released the next day with an order to come back in august for a trial. when i came back in august, the judge said that charge had been changed to assault in the third degree. i requested  a jury trial. and a public defender. my request was granted, but i still have not been back for my jury trial. a jury trial would mean that what went on would be part of the public record. now i am wondering if my arrest was not only that i was demonstrating against circumcision, but also that i had announced that i was running for president as well. it is a strange country we live in, that mutilates over half of the boy infants by circumcision, and then arrests a person who is protesting this crime of child mutilation and then says that he assaulted a police officer. POLICE OFFICERS WEAR GUNS!!! I WOULD NOT DARE ASSAULT ONE!!! love much always, benjamin

Here some samples of contemporary statements made by Lewis on Facebook in the course of the actual campaign--

July 21, 2014
I am running for president of the united states of America. I am running on the jesus is lord party ticket. I might be the first write in candidate in the usa. never underestimate the red clay hills of Tallahassee or the leon lions or the fsu Seminoles. we are going to Washington. we are going to reestablish a government of the people, by the people and for the people, in the united states of America. the corporations and their puppets have been running the usa government for too, too long. their party is over. we are moving in and taking over!!! benjamin

Aug. 20, 2015
why i am running for president of the united states of america
by benjamin bridges lewis

i am a follower of jesus christ.

as a christian, i was given a prophesy to fulfill, as all christians are, in the book of revelations.
that prophesy is pretty simple.

the book of revelations states that and angel will come down from heaven, (that angel, i believe is the hole spirit), and form a great chain, (that chain is all disciples of jesus, all followers of jesus), and that chain of people will tie satan's hands, (and all who do the work of satan) and cast him into prison, (and those who do the work of satan, will be imprisoned also), and bring about 1,000 years of peace.

the holy spirit of truth and love, have lead me to believe that it is one basic tool that satan has been using for 6,000 years, to make mankind seem evil and bad: the circumcision of boys and girls.

the genitals of the human being, as created by god, are the only part of the human body involved with the creation of the future of the race.

it is only by the mutilation of those organs by circumcision of  young human beings, boys and girls, can you bring about the idea that people, who are a part of god's wondrous creation, are bad.

people are not evil.

it is circumcision of babies and children, that can so derange human beings, that you get the current chaos of the world.

many say to me: you think that circumcision is causing all of the problems in the world today?

i say yes!!!
if we will enforce national and international laws, that exist, that inhibit the assault and mutilation of the genitals of human boys and girls , euphemistically called circumcision, and jail those sick people who refuse to stop the bodily assualt on these children, we will get, (we will create), 1,000 years of peace.

i think that all people who are trying to stop the circumcision of boys and girls, are followers of jesus christ. for they have the heart and spirit of jesus in their very own makeup. i believe that these people had their names written in the book of life, before the foundations of the world were created.

the office of president carries much advisory weight in the world.

if elected, i will do all i can to call an end to the war currently being waged by adults of the bodies of the young by circumcision.

i will do all i can to make world literacy a reality for all people of earth.
 
i will advise all peoples of earth to read what jesus has said in the new testament.

if we fulfill our prophesy, we will create 1,000 years of peace, as is spoken of in the book of revelations.

if we do not, the future of this planet will be such, that you will not have to go anywhere to witness hell.

the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

jesus said that.

it is up to us, those who know that we must protect the children, who are our future, if we are to make it so.

please vote for me.

please ask others to vote for me.

it is up to us to create the heaven on earth, that our lord spoke of in the lord's prayer.

jesus fulfilled his prophesy.

we had best fulfill ours.

we have all we need, to make earth a heaven.

it starts with the

let's do it!!!

much love always,
 benjamin bridges lewis
aug 20,2015

Sept. 8, 2015
I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT: BUT IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE I WILL WIN AT THIS POINT!!! BUT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH JESUS!!! SAVE THE CLITORI!!! SAVE THE PREPUCES!!!

Sept. 9, 2015
THE JOB OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA
by benjamin lewis

as i am applying for the job of president of the usa, i think that it appropriate to write a bit about how i view this job and its duties.

one basic job the president has, is to do all he or she can, to make the country safe.

what i hear other candidates talking about is bull sheet, and will NOT result in a safer usa.

to make the usa safe, (and the world), we must start by enforcing existing laws, on the books in the usa and in the international codes; and we must stop the most egregious crime being massively done on over 3 million girls from infancy to 15 years old, each year, in the name of the radical islamists "holy war".

3 million girls a year are loosing their clitorises and their prepuces, to the muslim madmen and women who will do anything to make islamic law, the law on planet earth.

HISTORY

the history of clitoridectomy and its relationship to the jihad (holy war), is simple, but needs to be understood in order to be effective in combating this most gross violation of the females involved, to the right of life (many hundreds bleed to death from the mutilation each year, many hundreds have excessive bleeding once a month when their period happens, many hundreds  die from fibroid cysts and cancer of the uterus due to a much greater risk at getting these afflictions due to the very nature of reduced sexual pleasure, reduced orgasmic ability, and the reduced circulation that happens in the uterus, because orgasms are a vital part of a healthy uterus.

many women, who may have been born with an orientation towards other women, are now, with reduced sexual capacity, altered for the sake of war, are now reduced to being the "sex slave " for a muslim man who has much money and many wives.

in order to eat, she has to become a part of a harem, such as osama bin ladin's father had (23 wives, all clitoridectomized, who produced 57 children for him (and the jihad), and he now has an estimated 500 grandchildren and great grandchildren.

what we have here, is the total perversion of sex, for the purpose of war.

sex was created by god, or nature, or both with two most basic purposes, and if children are not mutilated through circumcision, these two purposes are easy, (and pleasant to fulfill).

THE PURPOSE OF SEX AS GOD (or nature, or both,) INTENDED IT

1. a most basic purpose of sex, is a means by which two human beings, finding themselves in such affinity with each other, that they find it totally impossible to express the amount of love they feel, with words, or music, or some other art form, and have a real need to "make love" to each other, in such a way that the partner will know how much the partner loves them, and the bond created becomes a lifelong loving bond into which children can be born into a safe secure and loving environment.

i believe that god (or nature, or both) loves us all, but loves children best of all.

if god love children best of all, should not we also?

2. sex has the purpose of bringing into being, new living beings, to continue the human race.

perverting sex, and making it into a tool of war, is the worse sort of perversion, as it was created for the purpose of love.

well, these two purposes are good.

think what it would be like to love someone very much, and to want to create children with that person and make love with them in such a way that they would "already know" , already, how much you love them, and have no body to make love with, or create a child with.

sex is a wonderful creation, when children are not mutilated through circumcision; when love is changed into pain, anger and betrayal by the means of circumcision, you are attacking that which god created for love, and putting in its place, pain, anger frustration and betrayal.

to understand clitoridectomy and the muslim world, you must understand, that the muslim brotherhood was founded in egypt in 1923 and its purpose was to fulfill mohammad's prophesy, that all peoples of earth would some day live under islamic law, not because they chose to, but because if they refused to, they would be killed.

the muslim brotherhood went into africa to find the most violent warrior tribes in africa, with the purpose of creating violent warriors, who would stop at nothing at creating an islamic world.

what they found was this.

those tribes that had the most violent  warriors, were those tribes that had a tradition of cutting the clitorises off of the little girls.

most women who are so mutilated, are not able to experience love on a biological level of orgasm. the prenatal lives of the unborn children  are devoid of love on this level. human empathy is low, therefore, a "no mercy" type warrior is being created from the womb.

this is the worst kind of biological warfare.

between 10% to 20% of the muslims fit into the category of radical.

peaceful muslims do not allow their daughters to be clitoridectomized.

THE RADICAL ONES DO.

we must get the radical muslims out of the usa by determining which muslim families are involved in this illegal activity, by doing medical exams on all female muslims in the country.

once identified, these people and their husbands and relatives must be formed into a peace corps, and sent to a muslim country, under the protection of united nations soldiers, to stop clitoridectomy in those countries.

we must concurrently stop circumcising baby boys in this country.

intact men, have never allowed their daughter's clitorises to be amputated,

it is only circumcised men, already sexually crippled themselves, that in their secrete hatred and animosity towards women, who should have protected them, that will allow such.

i have been joking and saying that if i am elected president it will bring a whole new meaning to god bless america.

i am not joking now.

god bless america if i am not elected.

i am the only candidate that knows how to lead america out of its current mess.

benjamin

Feb. 8, 2016
ALL OF THE OTHER CANDIDATES that i know of ARE FULL OF BULL!!!
by benjamin lewis

these people running for president, (except me), are lieingt and saying they can make the usa safe.

they are FULL OF BULL!!!

do they talk about school shooters on campus!!!

NO!!!

i do, every day!!!

i tell students why their fellow students are getting killed by terrorists created in our own hospitals, iatrogenically, by our doctors circumcising 1.5 million baby boys a year. and the students are listening!!! setting the stage for their ptsd, which drives them to kill.

do they tell you that we MUST enforce us laws against clitoridectomy, to find out where the radical islamists are, in our own country!!! no!!!
 
why don,t they?

because they are brain damaged themselves from circumcision, or act brain damaged because so many american men are, they act out what is normal, or they are a woman, like hillary and carly, who are marri9edc to circumcised brain damaged men.

why am i different?

1). i know that i am brain damaged and why; but i am not stupid. i got what forrests mom said to him: STUPID IS IS A STUPID DOES.

2) i love my fellow human beings and am NOT out for power, but survival for the whole human race.

it would be stupid of me, NOT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT, as no one else is talking about what would make us safer.

i am.

we must focus on making ever boy, infant and girl (B.I.G) safe from genital mutilation in the usa.

we must do this.

WE ARE CREATING OUR OWN PROBLEMS by circumcising our boys, BUT OUR ENEMIES (the radical islamists) are circumcising 3 million girls and over 6 million boys making the biggest most dangerous gang in the history of the planet. terrorists raised from the womb.

they talk about the heroin epidemic, but do they tell you that 85% of  the heroin comes fro afganistan and  funds terrorists?

please, get busy and start spreading the truth: NONE OF US WILL BE SAFE UNTIL WE DEMAND THAT ALL CHILDREN HAVE THE GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO HAVE THEIR GENITALS INTACT!!!

benjamn

June 16, 2016
HILLARY CLIT ON CLINTON, BILL DICK OFF CLIT ON, AND SHEEET RUMP TRUMP!!!
by benjamin lewis

oh my god!!!

hillary and bill KNEW genocide was going to happen in rawanda and 1/2 million people were going to get murdered, (black lives matter to these two mass murderers, only if they live in the usa and can vote).

DICKOFF IS THE NAME OF A FAMOUS NAZI WAR CRIMANAL. BILL IS A SEXUAL PERVERT, BRAIN DAMAGED AND A MASS KILLER.

donald trump is a brain damged circumcised man who dramatizes his brain damage badly, BUT at least, he is not yet a mass killer,  if he becomes president, he may become one.

when it is times to vote, i am going to write my name on my ballot.

benjamin

July 19, 2016
i am going to demonstrate at the secrete service office in tallahassee florida. i have been running for president since good friday 17april, 2014, when i announced to hundreds of people that i was running for president. this is longer than hillary or trump. i have campaigned every day since then. i have had hundreds of people say that they will vote for me, and i am the only candidate that is being vocal about the source of all the killing nationally and internationally, and am the only candidate calling for the surgeon general to call for a medical exam of all muslim females, in order to give them medical help, if needed and to locate the islamic radicals within us boarders. i am the only candidate that is calling for a halt of all circumcision of boys infants and girls, in order to stop the madness that this is creating.

circumcision is violence and is the source of the violence we are seeing.

we must end it.

benjamin lewis


The Carvin/Lewis ticket did not register as write-ins with any state. I infer, perhaps erroneously, that a Facebook post in late Oct. 2016 suggests Carvin was initially under the impression that simply filing with the FEC would be enough to have his write-in votes counted. In any event, the fact both candidates were residents of the same state would have posed a potential Constitutional problem.

Election history: Lewis made reference to having won some public office position in the past but was not specific.

Other occupations: activist

Notes:
Carvin decided not to run in 2020. At some point it looks like the Restoration Party changed into the Visionary Party. Carvin's Restoration Party should not be confused with the Restoration Party ticket of Ernest L. Miller/Roy N. Eddy in 1976.