Showing posts with label Beer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beer. Show all posts

Saturday, April 10, 2021

Beer

 



Beer, ca11,050 BC (Natufian Levant) -

VP candidate for Independent (2016, 2020, 2024)

Running mate with nominee: Pizza (b. 997)
Popular vote (2016): ? (0.00%)
Popular vote (2020): ? (0.00%)
Popular vote (2024): pending
Electoral vote (2016, 2020): 0/538
Electoral vote (2024): pending

The campaign (2016, 2020, 2024):

Pizza and Beer ran as a ticket in 2016 and 2020, and have already started for 2024. One of the political advantages of Pizza is that given the wide variety of different ethnic ingredients it can accommodate, it can truly have a wider range of multiculturalism than other foods. One of the political pitfalls is that it is, after all, a nonsentient food item.

The selection of which Beer to use the running-mate can be problematic although it goes without saying it would have to be an American-produced  brand and some people are very loyal and opinionated about their brew of choice. Beer also runs into the same Constitutional problem as Pizza, e.g. being something designed to be ingested.

And here is my beer opinion. I voted for Jimmy Carter in 1976 but have to say his brother's Billy Beer was easily the very worst brewski I ever drank aside from some of my own home brewing concoctions in the late 1980s.

Election history: none

Other occupations: beverage

Notes:
Make my pizza Canadian bacon and pineapple.