Showing posts with label Beak and Freedom Party. Show all posts
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Sunday, November 29, 2020

Mae Poulet

 




Mae Poulet, ca2009 (California) -

VP candidate for Bully Party (2012)

Running mate with nominee: Satchel (d. 2015)
Popular vote: ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

A bull terrier Presidential candidate in Tennessee named Satchel selected a hen in California named Mae Poulet to be his running-mate about a month before Election Day. Animals running for the White House was becoming sort of a tradition-- dogs, cats, hamsters, pigs-- but Mae Poulet is the first chicken as far as I know but not the first fowl. I believe that honor belongs to the parrots in the Beak and Freedom Party who have been running in every election since 2000. Of course we could predate that with fictional animals such as Opus the Penguin being a bird VP starting in 1984 with the National Radical Meadow Party, but that would be silly.

Poulet was under the care of Charlotte Laws, a Los Angeles community activist, television personality, and animal rights advocate. Laws, a vegetarian, acquired the hen via a "free chicken" advertisement in 2010 and added Poulet to her group of rescue animals. Apparently Satchel the standard bearer was also a rescue animal.

On her webpage, Laws acted as Poulet's spokesperson--

There are two primary components to Mae’s political platform.

The first is protecting animals, an area in which Barack Obama and Mitt Romney have a poor record. Romney strapped his dog to the top of his car and chose Paul Ryan, a hunter, for his ticket. Obama was graded a dismal C- by the Humane Society of the United States and broke a campaign promise to adopt a shelter dog if elected. Instead, he got a pure-bred pup from Ted Kennedy.     

Four million dogs and cats are killed in U.S. shelters each year at a staggering cost of $600 million. This is not only heart-breaking for the animals, but a fiscally irresponsible situation. Mae wants people to spay and neuter their animals and to stop buying from breeders and pet shops. She and Satchel support policies that protect both animals and people’s pocketbooks.

Secondly, Mae wants third party voices and third party candidates to be heard. Some studies show that 40% of the people in this nation identify as independents, yet Democrats and Republicans talk about “bi-partisan” rather than “non-partisan” solutions. The concerns of independents are rarely, if ever, addressed.  

“Not everyone is a donkey or elephant,” Mae says. “Some of us are chickens or even people. The two parties have fowled things up miserably. It’s time for real change.”  


The animal ticket had a social media campaign with a serious side. Poulet's Facebook page outlined her platform point by point--

My platform includes the following.
a) Promoting logical national food safety/food importation safety.
b) Promoting a compromise between industrial food production needs and expansion of family farming and preservation of family farms and slowing the erosion of family farming.
c) Supporting logical and simple adjustments to availability of nutritional foods in markets that traditionally lack this access.
d) Promoting and advancing animal welfare concerns while maintaining the ability to produce mass consumption food products (and byproducts).
e) Promoting and maintaining a shift to healthier eating habits and exercise within our nation’s schools.
f) Promoting the expansion of availability and access to healthy foods in our nations urban and low income communities.
g) Looking for ways to increase food export markets, and to grow/build sustainable food production in troubled areas around the globe.
h) Promoting sustainability of our national and global ecosystem while addressing the needs of social/economic growth concerns of nations.


Satchel also ran for President in 2016 but it seems Poulet was not on the ticket on that campaign season.

Satchel died in Mar. 2015, meaning that in the event of their victory, Mae Poulet would have assumed the Presidency if indeed she was still living at that time.

Election history: none

Other occupations: chicken

Notes:
Poulet's VP run was a springboard into her continuing activism as an animal rights symbol.

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Baby






Baby, June 5, 1991 -

VP candidate for Beak and Freedom Party (2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016)

Running mate with nominee: King Crayon (b. 1990)
Popular vote: ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

King Crayon, a beautiful parrot with one of the coolest names ever for a candidate, is making his sixth run for the US Presidency in 2020 as the standard bearer for the Beak and Freedom Party.

It started in Santa Clara, Calif. where his keepers Tony and Jennifer Sopranzi lived. As you might imagine his platform is very bird centered. King Crayon had a campaign webpage that in 2000 was actually more sophisticated than many of his human opponents.

His running-mate in the first five of his six elections is a bit of a mystery. Officially named Baby, but nicknamed Senator Baby, the green parrot is called "he" in 2000 and 2004, and "she" in 2012 and 2016. I can't find a lot of info on their 2008 campaign except to confirm Baby is indeed the VP selection. When comparing the 2000 and 2016 photos, the bird looks the same to me.

Back in the late 1960s/early 1970s at parties we would speculate on the "Paul is Dead" hoax perpetuated by the Beatles. Did Paul die in a car wreck and then was replaced by a lookalike? Could the Beak and Freedom Party have the same sort of mystery?

The Baby in the 2012 and 2016 campaigns was born in 1991, so would have been around for the earlier electioneering. In any event, Baby was replaced on the ticket for the 2020 election with Molly, born in 2012. No reason for Baby's absence was supplied.

There were four major obstacles to a King Crayon/Baby ticket moving into the White House in the event of their victory. First, they are birds. Second, they under the legally required age of 35. Third, they were residents of the same state. And fourth, although I don't really know, it is highly possible they were born in a foreign country.

Election history: none

Other occupations: Chief Operating Bird of NutTell Corp.

Buried: Cannot confirm if Baby is deceased or alive

Notes:
Another candidate who should not be on a debate stage with Morris the Cat.