Ann Hart Coulter, December 6, 1961 (New York, NY) -
VP candidate for Independent Republican (2008)
Running mate with nominee: Saint Michael Jesus the Archangel
Popular vote: 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538
The campaign:
Saint Michael Jesus the Archangel, God the Great Holy Spirit, the Metatron of all, King of the Earth and Sun, Governor of the United Domains Of Heaven, and CEO/Founder of the One World Government United Domains Of Heaven And Earth And One World Religion Catholic And Protestant Christianity (aka Saint Michael the Archangel, Bishop of Spirits, Prince of the Heavenly Host, Angelic Prince of Israel, Archangel Army Commander, Viceroy of Heaven, U.N. Acting President, Christian King of Earth serving Emperor of Earth Pope Gabriel John Paul II the Great Archangel aka Michael Jesus Archangel aka Philip Silva aka GOD THE GREAT HOLY SPIRIT, FATHER SAINT MICHAEL JESUS MELCHIZEDEK THE ARCHANGEL, KING OF EARTH AND SUN aka Yhwh Michael Jesus Archangel aka YHWH Michael Jesus Christ Metatron Archangel Zon) apparently started a run for President in 2000 but ultimately dropped out. It wasn't until his 2008 campaign that he really filled Internet with screeds that were as long and ponderous as his various titles.
Here are but a few samples--
I have been running for USA President since July of 2004 to take the lead in the race and I prophesy that I will win by a crushing landslide.
I have been at war with the homosexual Satan and his leftist, queer devils and demons ever since Satan sexually perverted his wicked angels and angelas in his gay pride rebellion in Heaven, an attempt to take over the Great White Throne of Yahweh God, Father of our Big Brother Jesus Christ and Myself. He is so monumentally stupid that he thought Our power resides in the Throne and not in Ourselves, the first miscalculation of his in a very long string of ignorant mistakes that of course will lead to his eventual eternal confinement in the pains and gross sufferings of Hell.
When he seduced the angels who followed him, and tricked the angelas who worshiped him into lesbianism, that was Our signal to Our holy angels and angelas to surround the Throne to prevent it's soiling with the perversions of the fallen angels and angelas now become devils and demons. At that time I threw Satan and his devils and demons onto Earth and into the Hell in the center of the Earth with the help of My holy angels and angelas, but the first perverts come out of their Hellish prison, often under the cover of night, to tempt, seduce and lead astray those human angels and angelas pre-destined for Hell, and even, very often, true believers.
When I win the Oval Office I will rule by Executive Order under the War Powers Act as is befitting a strong President since I will be continuing My war against the devil and all of his perverted leftist devils and demons in order to bring an end to war, poverty, disease, hunger, ignorance, religious persecution, leftist political slavery and taxation worldwide using against these evils Our United Domains Of Heaven Heavenly Currency which is Universal Legal Tender For All Debts, Backed By The Riches Of Heaven and tied to the virtually infinite and ever-increasing deposits of gold, silver and platinum in the heavens and on Earth.
Here is the Biblical basis of the knowledge that Democrats and all other liberal and leftist human devils and demons (and they cannot claim that We have devilized or demonized them because they have made themselves into condemned beings by their works, their beliefs, and their teachings! God sends no one to Hell. Let Me repeat that: We send no one to Hell, no, those who go there have chosen to go there and will send themselves there!) should henceforth be called by their true name: the Communazis, indicating that they are all socialist state-worshippers and/or outright Satan-worshippers, and are as a group, lying (teaching that there is no God, or saying that they believe in a weak, impotent and uncaring "God" who doesn't care about abortion and other major sins), thieving (supporting the government theft of confiscatory taxation and more and more taxes piled upon taxes to rob the people of their livelihoods, and bankrupt the nation), murdering (supporting the slaughter and genocide of innocent, helpless infants in the womb by the billions and the desecration of their mutilated bodies by disposing of them in dumpsters or selling them to "research labs") perverts (supporting queer "marriage" and "civil unions" of queers and lesbians while slandering Conservatives by calling Us fags and queers even though we are trying to save queers and lesbians by evangelizing them, and converting them so they don't have to spend eternity being tortured in Hell as is evident from Mary K. Baxter's eye-opening book, "A Divine Revelation Of Hell"):
"The retribution of God from heaven is being revealed against the ungodliness and injustice of human beings who in their injustice hold back the truth. For what can be known about God is perfectly plain to them, since God has made it plain to them: ever since the creation of the world, the invisible existence of God and his everlasting power have been clearly seen by the mind's understanding of created things. And so these people have no excuse: they knew God and yet they did not honour him as God or give thanks to him, but their arguments became futile and their uncomprehending minds were darkened.
Get the idea here? He offered a 36 point Manifesto/Platform/Agenda. I'll include selections of sections I found the most interesting. Note that points 1-3, and 28 involve a large number of mass executions--
1.) I will outlaw by Executive Order all abortion in America because it has committed genocide against 40 to 50 million innocent helpless babies in America alone which cannot be tolerated any longer in a country that, according to a Supreme Court decision, is officially Christian ... We know the names, addresses, and personal data of all those who have committed abortions, and enabled them. I will order their arrests and imprisonment the same day I am inaugurated into the Presidency. They will be put to death within a year as the Bible in the Old Testament mandates capital punishment for murderers, and in the book of Revelation they are condemned to Hell.
2.) I will put an end to tobacco smoking and chewing by Executive Order in America because they claim the lives of approximately 500,000 Americans every year, about 450,000 lives from primary users, and about 50,000 lives from secondhand smokers, and this is not even mentioning the illnesses short of death and lost productivity that our nation's people suffer as a result of the murderous greed of the tobacco lords ... The penalty for growth, possession, sale or use of tobacco upon conviction will be life in prison with no parole, and this no-nonsense attitude towards drug offenses will apply also to all of the other illegal drugs, mandating life in prison with no parole for all illegal drug offenses. The top executives of the tobacco companies will be arrested and executed without trials or lawyers, again using the converse of the Golden Rule as the justification for their capital punishment. They did not have mercy on their victims, so neither will mercy be shown to them.
3.) I will outlaw queer marriage by Executive Order because a Christian country cannot and should not tolerate what My Holy Word, the Bible, calls an "abomination," and which was the true Original Sin and again, what Mary K. Baxter, in her book, "A Divine Revelation Of Hell," clearly shows to be a ticket to the grossly torturous and worst punishments in Hell, including confinement while chained to other queers and lesbians in a river of fire, and incarceration in prison cells inside of Hell's black heart where Satan has his throne ... I will also outlaw by Executive Order with zero-tolerance all homosexual and lesbian acts, and all homosexual and lesbian offenders will be given the capital punishment the Bible demands. Again, Jesus did not terminate the Biblical capital punishment for queer acts, ergo, it is still in force.
9.) I will sign an Executive Order mandating the recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance to the American Flag at the beginning of every school day in the public schools: "I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the REPUBLIC [We live in a republic, not a democracy which the Democrats need to know.] for which it stands, one nation UNDER GOD [America is officially a THEOCRACY, which is further confirmed by IN GOD WE TRUST on our currency], indivisible, with liberty and justice for all," followed by the Pledge of Allegiance to the United Domains Of Heaven Flag: "I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United Domains Of Heaven, and to the people for which it stands, one creation under God invisible, with love and joy for all." I will also mandate a one-minute period of silent prayer and/or meditation after the Pledges of Allegiance, and then as the first hour of class, a period of Bible reading, study, discussion and reflection on the Bible and the Christianity of our Founding Fathers as depicted in their own historical writings led by teachers drawn from the local community's churches and synagogues. Only Judaism and Christianity will be allowed to be taught as religions in the public schools. I will order the posting of the Ten Commandments and the Two Greatest Commandments and the Golden Rule on large attractive plaques in all federal, state and local government buildings, including the public schools.
18.) I will use the Oval Office as a true right-wing Christian and proud of it "bully pulpit" and will refuse to be cowed by the traitorous liberals and other Satan-worshiping leftists preaching their false doctrine of "separation of church and state," which cannot be found anywhere in the American Constitution although our right to freedom of religion, speech and press can!
19.) I will have an Open Door Policy at the White House as much as possible under conditions in which the enemies of God and America might want and try to assassinate Me. This means I will be very open to any and all positive suggestions and ideas from the righteous American people as to how we can work together to improve our country and the world. Fools (atheists) need not knock on My door unless you want to inquire of Me how to become a Christian. This is officially a Christian nation, and the Constitution only guarantees "freedom of religion," not freedom from religion. In other words non-Christians or non-Jews are ipso facto enemies of the state.
20.) All judges and lawyers will be required to be proficient and learned in Christian Biblical law and American Constitutional law, and be registered members of churches or synagogues.
22.) I will confiscate the UN building with American troops, send all the socialist ambassadors there home, and turn it into the Headquarters of the United Domains Of Heaven On Earth, thus crippling the conspiracy of the Illuminati, the Bilderbergers, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Federal Reserve and other bankers and financiers, the Trilateral Commission, and the New Agers to subject the whole world to a Satanic to their homosexual pedophile One World Government run through the United Nations and its One World Religion, the blasphemous New Age Movement. I founded on May 4th, 2005 the One World Government United Domains Of Heaven And Earth And One World Religion Catholic And Protestant Christianity to thwart the Satanic One World Government and One World Religion. The Internal Revenue Service agents will be given real and honest jobs after they have collected from the Federal Reserve and repaid all income taxes stolen by them. I will bail out the Federal Reserve from their allegedly secretly declared bankruptcy with Heavenly Money so they can continue to function as a private bank with no taxing power if they will fulfill Our requirement to become a stockholder in the United Domains Of Heaven Cosmic Reserve Bank. The IRS will be given jobs promoting and keeping records on the United Domains Of Heaven Royalty Charters, and then the IRS will stand for the Infinite Royalty System.
25.)Socialism, Communism (International Socialism), Nazism (National Socialism), Fascism, and atheism and other anti-God anti-philosophies and organizations such as the Communazi ACLU (which I say might as well stand for Anti-Christian Lawyers' Union) will be outlawed, and free speech concerning these anti-philosophies will still be allowed but anyone caught propagating their evil false doctrines AND combining in any group, organization, political party, or like conspiracy after I am inaugurated into office will be tried for political terrorism and sentenced to life in prison without parole upon conviction. Everyone espousing these doctrines and organizations and membership in them who renounces said allegiance by notarized correspondence before I take office will be granted amnesty upon producing said notarized correspondence for review by appropriate authorities.
28.) I will take a zero-tolerance stance towards murder, ordering that everyone convicted of murder in any degree be executed (Capital punishment for murder is commanded in the Old Testament, and Jesus never changed this command while the converse of the Golden Rule also applies here: It shall be done unto you as you have done unto others). All death sentences shall be carried out directly after a year allowed for one appeal.
29.) Since belief in Islam and the Koran is inconsistent with American freedom of religion because Islam believes in freedom of religion only for Muslims, and since they teach that Christians and Jews are "infidels" or pagans and since Americans have no way of knowing which Muslims are going to be or are terrorists and which are not, and since it is very, very likely that "American" Muslims are supporting terrorism quietly through contributions to Muslim "charities" which are really terrorist fronts, and since Islam teaches the supremacy of Islam and the Muslim, all "American" Muslims will be given one month after I am elected to renounce their belief in their false, oppressive, and dangerous religion, Islam, and its phony "holy book," the Koran in writing.
31.) On 4 May, 2005, I seized the initiative from the conspiring Satan, Beast, False Prophet, Illuminati, Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission, Bilderbergers, and New Agers who want to establish a One World Government and One World Religion manipulating and controlling Earth's citizens with "mark of the Beast" microchip implants under the skin of the right hand or forehead, by establishing a Godly One World Government United Domains Of Heaven And Earth And One World Religion Catholic and Protestant Christianity for Earth's citizens giving you eternal freedom from the "mark of the Beast" and encouraging you to co-operate with peace officers and military personnel all over Earth in discovering those who have taken the "mark of the Beast" and those who have placed it into them so that both these wicked classes of individuals may be apprehended and put to death for conspiracy to enslave people.
32.) I will make all gun laws in America uniform from state to state with the state most generous towards and supportive of the 2nd Amendment as the state all other states' gun laws will be conformed to.
I skipped point 8. In that section he mentions his potential running-mates--
8.) I will choose a strong female Conservative Republican as My running mate. My list of potential candidates for the Office of Vice President consists of Ann Coulter (see Ann Coulter ), the tough conservative author and Human Events writer), Congresswoman Marilyn Musgrave (see Marilyn Musgrave) of the Pro-Life Alliance), Secretary of Labor Linda Chavez (see: Linda Chavez), and conservative commentator Michelle Malkin (see Michelle Malkin). I have no delusions that We will lose the next election, and I look forward to honoring the strong females who stand with Me in support of these worthy causes by choosing one of them as My running mate and giving the rest of them positions in My administration.
It seems that he subsequently settled on Ann Coulter according to a couple entries on his blog. Coulter's response has eluded my research--
Dec. 9, 2005 - "I mailed a letter to My favorite female writer and first choice for My Vice Presidential running mate, Ann Coulter that I had written last night, including My new trifold brochure."
Dec. 17, 2005 - "When I finished My coffees, I stopped at the post office to mail some letters, including one I had written to Ann Coulter, but the post office hadn't opened yet, and I remarked to the female crowd waiting there that it looked like a blonde convention because they were all blondes. They laughed at that, and I told them that Ann Coulter is their leader because she (a blonde) had said that we need to kill the leaders of our enemies, and convert their people to Christianity. I still think that Ann is the gutsiest conservative female of whom I have ever heard. I decided to change My book about freedom that I am working on into a book about Divine Sovereignty and the rule of the One World Government United Domains Of Heaven And Earth And One World Religion Catholic And Protestant Christianity which I founded on May 4th of this year, 2005 in order to manifest its complete takeover and provisions for Official Christian Citizenship in Heaven for believers who can document their Christianity."
A best-selling Right-wing celebrity polemicist, Coulter's most recent book during the 2008 campaign was If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans. A product of the shock-jock industry, Coulter had picked up the conservative pundit-for-profit marketing device of knowing that the more outrageous the comment, the better the publicity. In the same era of the 2008 electioneering, she had been accused of plagiarism by a few critics.
No votes were recorded for the Archangel/Coulter ticket.
Election history: none
Other occupations: television personality, author, attorney, columnist, lecturer
Notes:
Some sources give her birth year as 1963 but 1961 appears more likely.
