Lucius F. Squat, 2016? (Colorado) - 201? (Colorado)
VP candidate for Hamster Party (2016)
Running mate with nominee: Potus Squat (2016?-201?)
Popular vote: ? (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538
The campaign:
The Hamster Party has nominated hamsters for President since 1996. There is not a lot of biographical information concerning the 2016 nominees, Potus and Lucius, but an educated guess would be that they were born in 2016 in Colorado.
The Hamster Party 2016 campaign mostly consisted of more than a dozen ads in video form ("Paid for by the Committee to Elect a Hamster President"). Some features worth noting--
--This is the first campaign from the Hamster Party I am aware of where we actually hear a hamster talk.
--The Party felt the Dept. of Homeland Security was out of control.
--Hamsters have no interest in invading countries.
--The Party was against the deportation of law abiding hard working immigrants.
--Hamsters would not establish a police state.
--The ads attacked both Trump ("the maniacal windbag") and Clinton ("the foul-tempered warmonger") but mostly Clinton.
--No busting labor unions.
--No bullying.
--Complete transparency.
Due to the short lifespans of hamsters, they would not have served out their term in the event of a victory, giving the Presidency to the third in line, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan.
Election history: none
Other occupations: hamster
Buried: ?
Notes:
So there you have it.
