Sunday, September 12, 2021

Another Old White Dude

 


Another Old White Dude

VP candidate for Independent (2016)

Running mate with nominee: Satan
Popular vote: 0 (0.00%)
Electoral vote: 0/538

The campaign:

On the day before the 2016 Presidential election, SpencerMcEvil posted a video on Youtube entitled "Vote for Satan in the 2016 Political Election!"

Among the talking points in the political ad--

-He tells it like it is.
-He's not a politician.
-He released his tax returns.
-Other candidates are figuratively Satan, but he's the real thing.
-He's been making deals longer than any other candidate.
-He believes in God and still supports the separation of church "and everything."
-He would be the first demon ever elected.
-He is somehow still the lesser evil.

An actress (Macaria Martinez?) asks, "But who's his running-mate?" The narrator answers, "Another old white dude." Her cheerful response, "After the last 300 years, who else?"

Her alternative responses to the "Another old white dude" answer were provided in outtakes, all presented with mock enthusiasm--

"Finally, the under-represented!"
"Finally, someone who knows what they are talking about!"
"Golly gee!"
"Creamy!"
"Thank God! I need someone who knows what they're talking about when it comes to my body."
"Ah yes! Pastiness!"
"Just who I want speaking for me!"

Looks like it was filmed in Irvine, Calif.

Election history: ?

Other occupations: fictitious character?

Notes:
Another mystery VP.
The outtakes portion is truly funny.